When your hands touch your bae’s phne whr do u start??

Me: Calender

You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

I heard that 3 girls in this group are planning to rape me..
*May their plan succeed in JESUS’ name

9 months in your mom,s womb just to wear 5 roses jean…!!?😒
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What a shame…!!

This Morning When I Checked My Whatsapp Messages, I Got 10 Pics From My Ex & She’s Naked In All Of ‘Em… 😑
O Ya Hlanya. 🖕🏽
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I See Her Intentions… 😏
I’m Not Gonna Buy Her New Clothes.

Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,

She Will Enter Your Life,

Scan Your Pocket,

Transfer Your Money,

Edit Your Mind,

Download Her Problems,

Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.

So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,

I Am A Professional Anti Virus…

When you tell your friend to inbox your Bae just to test her loyalty and those mada fuckers end up having sex

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.

My brothers in 2018, let’s reduce cheating please..
one girlfriend per province is enough.

Today I donated my Watch ,Phone and $500 to the poor guy.
How happy am I when I saw the poor guy
put his knife back in his pocket ..

I don’t mind getting HIV from a Chinese
because I know its fake

My mum is preparing stew with her hen
that has slept with almost all the cocks In our area ,
as for me ,
i won’t eat that Prostitute