The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

– The tender one
– the amazing one
– Lady of my dreams

The wife got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother
, and then called the second number his sister replied back . She dialed the third her own phone rang !!!!

She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her monthly salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother knew of the story, she sold her jewelery and gave him the money

The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Abu Khalid The Electrician” …

Men Men Men!!!!!!

*Sweet mistake*
I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’.
I mistakenly sent it to my landlady. She responded “I’ve been holding myself for too long, I love you too. Please kindly stop paying rent.”

..What should I do?

How many slices of cheese
must i eat for me to be cheeseboy?

When She Takes Off Her Weave Before Sex
Cause She Wanna Face You, Man To Man!!!

Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?

I just went out and saw a ghost
Outside.
Me: hey!!!
Ghost: I hv a boyfriend.
..
..
Am I suppose to single all my life???

If I say you’re beautiful don’t say
“Really?”
Coz I can’t lie twice.

She posted ::my bae is 40 so what?
.
I commented : you spelled dad incorrect
.
I wonder why she blocked me

South Africa is a very good country Joo first it was free moola for just giving birth, then free food at school. Free wifi, free WhatsApp, free Facebook, free education. Joo Joo Joo. What’s next vhele free pussy?

Life would be good if guys treated girls
the way their mothers treat Tupperware