ENGLISH:TIL’ DEATH DO US PART
TAGALOG:WALA NA TALAGANG FOREVER
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-HiKA
Kung may HIKA ang bata. Painumin ng kumukulong mantika. Tanggal ang hika,patay ang bata.
-LiGALiG
Kung ang bata ay may LIGALIG. Ihampas ang noo sa sahig. Tanggal ang ligalig, bali ang leeg.
-UBO
Kung ang bata ay may ubo. Ihampas ang noo at ulit-ulitin ito. Tanggal ang ubo, sabog ang ulo.
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Yesterday i introduced Bae to my mom she was so happy to meet her 😊
Tomorrow am going to introduce her to another one i want to make her proud
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John:
Every day I am telling the lazy house
so I am also planning maglayas!
Max:
Why don’t you continue?
John:
I feel lazy!
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Take time to read this and are sure you can relate to this
The real story of John Lazy!
One day in bayabasan….
Mary: John! Why are you like that? 🙁
John: what?
Mary: tsk! Why are you very lazy?
John: how did you say?
Mary: is that still asking? Even if you think you are lazy?
John: why is it?
Mary: because you can try to reach the fruit but you prefer to lay down while you’re waiting for this fall
Juan:That’s the point! Don’t you force you to love someone you love? Because he might be a bud of his love to you? It’s bagkos you’ll let her love and deliberately fall down for you and so I’m waiting for any time it fall here I’m ready to share, in short I’m not lazy I really know how you are in a hurry.
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” not all delicious you can taste.
In The Easy Word, don’t me, just different.”
•unique•
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The guy who taught men that putting one’s tongue
in a woman’s ear is romantic
must be found and put to jail for life.
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Coins always make sound but currency notes are always silent.
So when your value increase keep yourself calm and silent.
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I rather date a virgin. Ngob ngyaz lgadiwe vele,than to date uMak Boy ozoth yaz ekhaya ngphuma ngob ngthunyiwe kphela, namanj ungbon ngthunyiwe nje.
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Umnika Kanjan Umfana Ongasebenzi Inamba Esebenzayo?
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Lento yokulala esofeni wasekhweni lami ngikhamise ayingphath kahle ngizwa ngomamezala eseth “Vala umlomo mkhwenyana uzophupha kabi”
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Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
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Uyabona leli vila lomfazi elaqhamuka nalento yokupheka amagwili engahlutshwanga never awuthole umendo.
Ubuvila bani nje lobu.
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Ladies, indoda engasebenziyo uyinika kanjani iNumber esebenzayo?
What happened to merit kanti.?
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BREAKING NEWS: MUGABE IS BACK, SET TO TAKE OVER
Former Caps Utd captain Joe ‘Kode’ Mugabe returned from the UK and is set to take over as Caps Utd head coach
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Three Lessons to be learnt from a pencil:
1) Pain always sharpens you.
2) Everything you do leaves a mark.
3) What’s inside you is useful, not what’s outside.
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