U-Dr Malinga uthi senza njani kulo nyaka? 🤔
Ukhona osezwile?
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Ifoni yami ngiyisebenzisa nsuku zonke, kodwa angikhumbuli nakanye ngiyibona emaphusheni ami.
Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?
Uma kungathiwa uyavalwa uFacebook kusasa, ngingaqhubeka ngibhale ama-post ami bese ngiwanamathisela ezitolo nasematekisini. ✋🏽
*A man who encourages you to study and work hard is better
than a man who buys you expensive wig to cover your empty head😏😁🙊🙊*
Should i go deeper
obviously I come In peace
A white man will kiss his wife to stop her from talking,
but try it with African woman
she will still talk inside your mouth 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*I’m still keeping my Ex pictures.
I want to show my kids Who delayed their arrival 😂😂😂
Amadoda Afuna
-Ukudla🍲
-Ucansi🍆🍑
-Inhlonipho🙏
-Ukuthembeka🤗
-Nokukhuthazwa💏
Abesifazane Bafuna
-Ukudla🍲
-Imali💰
-Uku Post(wa)📸
-Isikhathi🕐
-Ucansi Kube Ngathi Umshini Wokuthunga😳
-Ukunakwa📲
-Ama Gifts 🎁
-Ama Password 💳
-Ama Calls☎️📳
-Ama Explanation 📜
-Umhlaba⛰️
-Amanzi🌊💧
-Umoya🌬️🌀
-Ulwandle🗻
-Izinkanyezi🌌
-Ilanga🌄
-I-Quantum🚖i
-Umphetho Wengubo Kajesu😱
-Umkhumbi Kanowa🙄
-Imbenge Yomile😲
-Overall Ka Sdumo🙆♂️
-Nomphefumulo Wakho🎅
Mhla ka-25 sewuthi uqedile ngama-debit order,
uzwe ngenye ithi: “Hey handsome.
👩 : Bbe ungayidla I pizza eyenziwe yim??
👨 : Yobow bbe
👩 : Ungayiqala ngakuph nje??
👨 : Ngingayiluma
👩 : Uthi uyayiluma ayilumeki
👨 : Ngingayigwinya
👩 : Uthi uyayigwinya ayigwinyeki
👨 : Ngingayiyeka
👩 : Uthi uyayiyeka ayiyekeki
👨 : Mxm!
👩 : Uthi uyangiziba angizibeki
👨 : Fuck!!
👩 : Uthi uyangithuka kanti angiksabi
👨 :😶
👩 : Uthi uyathula kanti umubi
👨 : Cela ungiyeke please
👩 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti anginandaba
👨 : 😊 OK Sthandwa sam Yima manje
👩 : Uthi uyangmisa kanti ngiqhunyelwe Ama brakes
👨 : Waaa Mxm!!
👩 : Uthi uzama ukuba serious kantii ngbonela u Tom
👨 : 😑
👩 : Ncoow ngyadlala bbe 😊🤗
👨 : Uthi uyangidlalisa kantii I’m not in the mood
👩 : Hau bengdlala nje
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kantii ngyabonela u Dora min
👩 : Bbe ngkhulelwe
👨 : Uthi uyangthusa Kant angiksab
👩 : Serious bbe 😑
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti awukwaz
👩 : Ngkhulelwe ingane kaBhuti wakho
👨 : Uthi uyang…… Whoa ingane ka Bhuti wami??
👩 : Uthi uyangbuza Kant angbuzeki
👨 : Bengdlala min bbe 😑
👩 : Udlala nobani lento echama embhedeni
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Omunye wagcina kthiwa uyashisa🔥 esadlala umafihla bhande
Uyibona ngisho ihamba iCouple eMall 👫 ukuth cha makthiwa lomjita bayamthanda ngabe kudlalwa ngaye. Usisi nje uyamncamela ngoba etohoza💔
Some ladies will stop in the middle of a hot romance just to ask,
“do you truly love me”?
How can he hate you at that point?🤦🏻
.
Military General
*Scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.*
*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*
Manje uthi u Nkulunkulu 🙏 akashiye
Bonke abagulayo 🤮 ezibhedlela 🏥
Afunele wena Indoda 😏🤷♂️
