Sub Categories

Being ugly is not easy.
You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1

Loading views...



Rainbow and Lerato in courtroom
Judge: Why did you hit ur wife with a chair??
Rainbow: I couldn’t lift a table…

Loading views...

A baby is never a mistake, you had sex
without condom, what were you
expecting? iPhone 9?

Loading views...

We all have that kind friend who drink 2 beers and be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

Loading views...


Him: baby can I see you today?
Her: John Cena
Him: what?
Her: you can’t see me.

Loading views...

Sonia Gandhi met the Queen of England in her palace

Sonia: “Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power, the way you have been for so long?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Sonia frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me
are intelligent?”

The Queen: “Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “David Cameron, would you come in here, please?”

David Cameron walked into the room and said, “Yes, ma’am?”

The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, “That would be me, ma’am.”

“Very good! Thank you, David !” said the Queen.

Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said “See?”

Now its Sonia’s turn to apply the same logic….

Sonia went back to India and asked Rahul..
“Rahul , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Rahul Gandhi . “Let me get back to you on that one…”

Rahul Gandhi went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer…

Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, “Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”..

Narendra Modi answered, “That’s easy, it’s me!”..

Rahul Gandhi said, “Thanks!”

Then he went back to Sonia. “I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Narendra Modi…”

Sonia slapped him….
and shouted..
“No ! You dumb idiot! It’s David Cameron!!!

Loading views...


Your importance in a black family is when
you bring in money. Expect the worst
when you’re unemployed.

Loading views...


Whites : Nice shoes 👍👞👞 My Dawg 🙂.

Him : Thanks Dude 🤝🙂
.
.
*Come to us (blacks)*
👇
Blacks : Izicathulo zakho zinhle Mfana 👍👞👞🙂

Him : Ngis’thenge ngo R1800

Loading views...

We live in a society where females think it’s okay to state their preferences, “tall guy with a beard, big ass package, light in complexion with killer abs. ”
But when I say I don’t like fat women, I’m insensitive & I’m body shaming. Fruitcake generation. The levels are staggering.

Loading views...

She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….

Loading views...


Guys wigs are meant to confirm beauty,
but some girls wear them to confirm gender.

Loading views...


I wonder what old people are doing on Facebook.
When they are here, then who is getting the
heart attacks and strokes?
People should know their place.

Loading views...

Nag kita si pedro at ang guro.
Teacher: pedro bakit mo nilalawayan yang ulo mo ?
Pedro: ma’am ayaw ko pong pumasok .
Teacher: bakit kailangang lawayan mo pa ?
Pedro: kasi ma’am narinig ko po sabi ni ate sa
boyfriend niya basain ang ulo kung ayaw pumasok

Loading views...


Ang ganda sa PICTURE, pero nung nakita sa personal.
WOW ANG GANDA TALAGA SA PICTURE

Loading views...

NANAY,TATAY gusto ko tinapay
ATE,KUYA gusto ko kape
LAHAT ng gusto ko ay di AKO gusto

Loading views...

Guro: class magbigay ng halimbwa ng mga salitang Pandiwa na GINAWA, GINAGAWA at GAGAWIN pa lang
Ikaw Juan.
Juan: mam upo, umuupo at uupo
Guro: very good, ibang halimbawa ikw pedro
Pedro: mam laba, naglalaba hndi n makalaba kase ninakaw ang plangana!
Guro: anung klaseng halimbwa yon? ikw nga juan bigyan mo sya ng ibang hlimbwa.
Juan: walis nagwawalis, magwawalis
Guro: yun ang tama kya ikaw pedro, ULiT!
Pedro: lumangoy, lumalangoy hndi na makalangoy kc hinila ng shokoy!
Guro: bwisit kang bata ka ! eh pano kung walang shokoy?
Juan: lumangoy, lumalangoy makakalangoy na kasi wala ng shokoy!

Loading views...