hugging a tall person
feels like placing
Tupperware
on top of the fridge
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Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.
1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.
2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.
3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.
4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.
5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.
6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.
7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.
8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.
9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?
10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.
11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.
12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.
13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.
14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.
15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.
16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.
17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.
18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.
19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.
20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi
21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele
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My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?
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Wife asked: What are u doing?
Husband: Am Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 2 were near my wallet and 3 near the beer bottle
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A boy said to his father
“I saw a girl and I want to marry her. She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes.”
The father answered his son
“Of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage.”
When the father saw the girl, he admired
her beauty and he told his son, “You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me.”
The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him,
“She will marry me, not you.”
They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem.
When they told their story to the police officer, he told them:
“Bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this.” When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father,
“You both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me.”
The 3 men started a fight and
decided to go to the minister to solve their problem.
When the minister saw the girl, he said,
“She deserves to be married to a minister like me.”
The prince heard about their problem and called them all to
help them solve it but when he saw the girl he said,
“This girl will marry me.”
All the 5 men started
to fight.
Finally, the girl said,
“I have the solution! I will start to run and whoever catches me first, he will be my husband.”
When she started to run, the boy,
his father, the police officer,
the minister and the prince started to run to catch her.
Suddenly the 5 men fell into a
deep hole.
The girl looked to them from the top and she said
“Did you know Who am I? I am the Temporal World!!!
People want to run to catch me, they are racing to have me.
By doing that, they forget their God,
until they end up in their grave and won’t have me….”
Moral lesson!!!
Don’t forget God because he
didn’t forget to wake you up
today.
If you’re grateful stop and thank God by typing
“Thank You God”
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Title: Idonki eyahlula ukufa
Kwa kulenye inkosi eya iledonki eyayilithanda kakhulu ngoba lalilallela kakhulu . Leli donki lalithunywa asigayweni lodwa . Lalibhalelwa incwajana kufakwe lemali pakathi kwesaka lomumbu balifake emhlane beselihamba .kwathi ngelinye ilanga lawela egodini elitshonayo kakhulu.Inkosi yaqeda amaviki ambili ifuna leli donki .Kwathi sokuphele isikhathi balithola kodwa laselizvile yindlala.Yazama ngayoyonke indlela inkosi ukulikupha kodwa kwehlula . Yathi inkosi ezinduneni zayo lidgibeleni ngoba sesehlulekile ukulisiza ukuma . Baqala ukulidgibela . Idonki lalithi nxa bethela inhlabathi lizithintithe linyathenyathele inhlabathi leyana . Lokhu kwenzeka okwesikhathi eside igodi laze lagcwala idonki lingadgibelekanga laphuma
Sihlobo sami kuyafana lempilo . Kungenzeka usuhlangane nezilingo ezinkulu kangakanani ngithi qinisela uzaphuma kulelo godi. Kungaba yimali, yindoda, ngufazi okuhluphayo, kungaba ngumsebenzi, ingabe yikugula subhekane lokufa, qinisela unkulunkulu usakuthanda. Thintitha izilingo uzinyathenyathele ngusathani ufuna ukukuwisela ekufeni
✍🏿………………………🙏🏿
Nxa ukuzwisisa thumela omunye leli izwi uNkulunkulu asisize
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Jealousy is when you see dogs having sex and
you start throwing stones at them.
Are they in your room???😳, Or is any of them your ex???
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A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” They ask her. “I’m hanging myself.” She said. The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that, but I couldn’t breath.”
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My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies
only live for two days?” I said, “Honey, I think that’s a myth.”
She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
.
As I boarded the plane I nervously said to the stewardess, “How often do aeroplanes crash?”She replied, “Generally, only once.”
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Don’t borrow money and start acting like a
drunkard when it’s time to pay it back
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She was my crush until I asked her about school and she said:
2017 I am at matric & I pass matriculated
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If a deaf person has to go to court,
is it still called “hearing?”
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The reason im using free mode is not data
problem but i don’t wanna see pics of
some people, i can’t afford having night
mares
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Girls if your boyfriend impregnants you
and run away, date your crush and blame
it on him, we don’t want fatherless kids
this year
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What if the spider you killed in your home spent the rest of his life thinking u are his roomate, ever thought of that huh. ? No, because you only think of yourself.
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In 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakovivi scov kintayionshinkov Why you skiped the name?
I will not complete the story
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