I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing
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I still cannot believe I was born without my permission
What if I wanted to be a mosquito??
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Height of misunderstanding
😛😛😛😛😛😛
अवसर था
चर्च में एक विवाह का…
काफ़ी बड़ी
संख्या में मेहमान आये हुए थे.
दूल्हा-दुल्हन
ख़ुशी से फूले नहीं समा रहे थे…
पादरी महोदय ने
जैसे ही विवाह की रस्म शुरू की…
उन्होंने
औपचारिक शुरुआत की
और सम्बोधित करते हुए कहा :—
*अगर*
*यहाँ मौजूद किसी भी*
*महिला या पुरुष को इस विवाह पर आपत्ति है तो वह कृपया आपत्ति के कारण सहित सामने आये…!*
सभी लोग
चुपचाप अपने स्थान पर बैठे रहे..
अचानक…
एक सुन्दर सी महिला
जिसकी गोद में एक छोटा सा बच्चा था, पीछे की पंक्ति से उठी और पादरी की ओर तेज़ी से बढ़ी…
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दुल्हन ने जब
उस औरत को बच्चे के साथ
पादरी की ओर जाते हुए देखा
तो दूल्हे को कसकर एक झापड़ रसीद कर दिया…
दूल्हा अपना गाल
सहला ही रहा था इसी बीच
उसकी माँ बेहोश हो के गिर पड़ी…
दूल्हे के पिता
स्थिति को समझते हुए
तुरन्त दूल्हे की माँ की ओर बढ़े..
घराती और बराती
सब सन्न हो के रह गये,
सारे मेहमानों में भगदड़ मच गई…
पादरी महोदय ने
स्थिति को सम्भालते हुए
उस बच्चे वाली महिला से कहा :—
बेटी…!
साफ़-साफ़ बताओ कि
आपको दूल्हे से क्या शिकायत है…?
महिला बोली :—
जी…!
मैं तो दूल्हे को
जानती तक नहीं हूँ…!
*मुझे पीछे*
*कुछ सुनाई नहीं दे रहा था…*
*इसलिए*
*आगे की कुर्सी पर*
*बैठने के लिए आगे आ रही हूँ…!*
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Isang araw nabalitaan ni Juan na may namatay sa kanto, dali-dali syang pumunta para makita ang namatay pero di sya makasingit dahil sa dami ng tao, biglang gumawa ng eksena si Juan.
Juan: tabi!!! Tabi!! Tumabi kayo!! Kapatid ko ang namatay!!
Agad tumabi ang mga tao, hanggang sa makita ni Juan ang namatay.
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” Isang Duguang Unggoy”
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Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.
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That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about
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That awkward moment u realise u a walking in the wrong direction…
so you hit your pockets and pretend u forgot something
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My girlfriend just texted me “Im coming by your
place,and when I get there I want you to make
me wet”
I got 5 buckets full of water….she’ll know me
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Those of you that come to Facebook to correct people’s grammar you think you know engish neh?what is the past tense of bread?.
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LET ME TELL YOU DA TRUTH😏☝
INDODA IYAFANA NOJESU😑☝
IBATHANDA BONKE ABANTU BAYO
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When I was a kid…
1.Pussy meant a cat.
2.Sex meant a gender.
3.B**ch was a female dog.
4.Dick was name of a cartoon film.
5.Bang was a sound.
6.Rubber was a nothing but an
eraser.
7.Balls meant a round toy.
8.Cock was a rooster.
9.Round was a circular shape.
10.Boot was a type of a shoe.
Growing up corrupted my mind. *sad*
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My boss just e-mailed me, “Send me one of your funny jokes Jack.”
I replied, “I’m working at the moment, I will send you one later.”
He replied, “That was fantastic and really funny, send me another one.
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They have parked their bags, went back to work after spending the weekend buying you alcohol, none of them is offering to take your CV with and submit just incase something comes up at their work place or to just edit your CV for you.
And you go around telling people how good your friends are??
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You find two people in a happy relationship and yet
you still want to get between them. Are you a g-string?
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That moment when a child hits you in front of her mom,
and you can’t do anything you just be like
” yeeeey wena nana yeeeey ”
with that fake smile wishing her mom wasn’t around
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Remember back when you were a kid and you
thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin
wasn’t serious about life? Look at you now!😭😭😂
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