A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside.
Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of braaipack has
a chicken.mara ake sure about that BLACK CAT
outside the Peanut butter bottle
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Nna Sale Ke Lesa Go Rekela Batho Di Present Ka My Last ex Ya Last Year …. Ape Kemo Reketse Komiki, Kare Ke Boyella Ko Yena Ka Weekend ya Teng Ka Kreya Ba Rumile Ngwana Wako Yena Goyo Reka achaar ka yona
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Otlare monna ke 2 minutes noodles😑kgnt kuku yao ke mogodu🎃N mogodu tshwantse oje Fast 😓 before o kgahla
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Those Girls who are afraid of killing a Cockroach
but have the heart to abort a baby.
Satan is waiting to rape you my sisters.
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Kao rata” gase lefoko lao Raloka people
😢 oska botsa motho wa mo rata o nyaka go Jana le ena fela.. At least use another words oskare wamo rata knowing very well o batla go monyoba ebe otswa mo yena… A re respect di feelings tsa batho ba bangwe ga go monate go hurtiwa wa tseba lwena but still o hurta ba bangwe
😖.. Kante le dire byang people? Nna kao botsa neh ere Wang rata kante o dlala kanna
🙍… People a re tlhomphaneng assemblief
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I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.
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Uthi ushela intombi ihamba nengane yayo ivele iphendule kuqala ingane “Asambe mama mubi lona”
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A man is sitting next to a
woman who’s trying to
Breastfeed her Baby in a Bus.
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The Baby refuses to drink the milk and the Mother warns In order to make baby drink: “If you don’t drink, I shall give it to the Uncle next to Me!”
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The Baby still refuses.
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After 20 minutes the woman repeats the “Threat”
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The man clears his Throat and said: “Look Madam, you Better make up your Mind, I was suppose to get off six Bus-Stops Ago!!
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Quote of the day*
*When you die you dont know you are dead…
the pain is felt by others…
This same applies when you are stupid
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
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Learnership programme
The Taxi Industry(SANTACO)is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop outs,
Outstanding learners will receive a
>quantum
>leather jacket
>sjambok and all star shoes(socks are not allowed)
Purporse of the job
>To transport and insult passengers
>swearing at the public
Requirements
>skilled in spotting potholes
>Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
>Must speak only zulu
>Must own 2unlicensed firearms
>Knowledge of shortcuts
>Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also count up to 16passengers
>Must also change money,change radio stations,exchange remarks and change lanes at all the time and stop anywhere anytime
>Knowing english
(short left short right &stop sign)
is an advantage
To apply go to your nearest
taxi rank and ask for babu’ Mkhize..
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Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?
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A certain man found his wife with another
man in his bedroom.Instead of shouting or
beating both of them, he just looked at them and
went back to the sitting room. He switched on the
Television and started watching some gospel
videos. The wife and the Boyfriend were in panic.
The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting
room then he said, “Sir am sorry for sleeping with
your wife”
Husband “It happens you can go..”
The boyfriend left.
The wife never came out from the bedroom till it
was time to sleep. The husband switched off the
Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He
found her wife sitted on the floor crying. The
husband never said anything or even asking her.
He just slept on his bed and covered himself with
some blankets. In the morning when he woke up,
he found his wife dead. The wife committed
suicide in the middle of night as her husband was
sleeping.
QUESTION.
Who was not fair?
1. The husband,
2. The wife or
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UNyaa udla isitshwala loyise,badla mganu munye
lamuhla. Emganwini kule 2pieces kuphela, enkulu
lencane. uSekaNyaa ma etsheba athinte encane, ahle
ayeqe uNyaa: touch z a move baba…athule usekaNyaa athathe
encane afake phezu kwenkulu adobhe zombili..amangale
uNyaa, ��,wenzani baba��?Libhobho mfanami
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Teacher: Class,let us show the
Principal & our
guests how much we’ve Learnt
so far this Year.
Let’s do comparisons…when I say
Small U go..
Small,Smaller,Smallest OK?Let’s
start… Big…?
Class: Big,Bigger,Biggest!
Teacher: Clean…?
Class: Clean,Cleaner,Cleanest..
Teacher: Tall…?
Class: Tall,Taller,Tallest… Teacher:
(beaming with
Pride)…
Very Good!
Class: Very Good,Very
Gooder,Very Goodest!
Teacher: Haiya!
Class: Haiya,Haiya-er,Haiya-est!
Teacher: Stop it now! Class: Stop
it now,Stop it now-
er,Stop it now-est!
Teacher: Oh Please!
Class: Oh Please,Oh Please-er,Oh
Please-est!
Teacher: Look at me!
Class: Look at me,Look at me-
er,Look at me-est!
Teacher: OMG.. Class: OMG,OMG-
er,OMG-est!
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Kilms was once robbed by armed robbers, the bag 💼 which he was holding was taken by them. After the robbers had left, he was just laughing while he was on his way back home. Senzo saw him laughing, thinking he was mad. He asked him:
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SENZO: Why are you laughing? What’s funny? 😒
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KILMS: I was robbed by armed robbers 😁
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SENZO: Is that why you are laughing? 😏
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KILMS: Not just that, they took my bag 😅
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SENZO: But that’s not funny bro 😑
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KILMS: I’m laughing because the bag which I was holding is containing fresh “Shit” 💩 of mine which I wanted to go and throw away, so I guess they helped me 😂
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