Wedding night confession
Husband_Sorry I slept with a lot of prostitutes
Wife_I said it!!! your face looks familiar
Husband fainted

There is no man who can explain stress than a guy
who impregnated an ugly chick

Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick

60% of married women dont love their hubbies!!! They are just happy that they are married….and they are good when it comes to cheating than single ladies who just have boyfriends!!!!

Morning married women!!!!!!!!

Tonight’s proverb
Ladies are like shoes that you buy on jambo sale….you dont know if the owner was wearing with socks or not!!!!!!

Gudu nayiti…..

Drinking lots of water can help you mind your own business,
You will spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.

Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you

The biggest Mistake a woman can ever make is to love
and give the wrong man a child. Just wish it could Stop.

My sisters, labour pains are not that much painful. 😂 😂 😂
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Especially if you give birth wheras you have a wedding ring on you hand.

Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman.
Don’t ask for a man to buy you stuff.
Work hard and achieve your dreams.
Know your worth and be worthy

Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”,
Which other joke do you know??

Gone are the Days when Men used to Ask for Nudes
nowadays Ladies post them daily like a Motivational Quotes.