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Some girls are really funny you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20’s
yet your father is still broke in his 60’s.

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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning…
can you believe it? 2:30?.
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luckily i was still up playing load music

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Dear ladies, the only reason why your man takes a bath with you
is to prevent you from going through his phone.

It has nothing to do with being romantic..

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That one person who has been single for almost a century and
when they start dating they be posting pictures like
“breathing with bae”.. WTH

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I don’t know what is wrong with me anytime someone calls me sweetheart🙈🙈 I will just be sending Credit to the person 😀😀😀😀🏃🏃🙈😛

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The real meaning of I AM FINISH is when u close the door to kill a snake …
And then NEPA takes the light..
My dear the devil is using ur life to test the new version of TEMPLE RUN!!!…. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
RUN!!!!!

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To all taxi owners out there as from next year please provide us with
calculators in the front seat we’re tired of using our fingers

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Last Time I Was An Important Member Of My Family Was In 2004
When I Was The Only One Who Could Connect A DVD Player

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If your boyfriend says “I will marry you when the time is right”
Ask him if he has ever seen a wrong time.
Has he ever seen 7:60pm???

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If you lost your R5000 tied with two rubber bands around shoprite area In Joburg CBD, inbox me now…..
let me direct you to where you will get you 2 rubber bands back.

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Some of you girls are dating the best
boyfriends in the world but you wouldn’t
know because you’re comparing him to
your friends boyfriend

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This poem is beyond all relationships…….*
_When I’m dead…..,_
_Your tears will flow,.._
_But I won’t know…_
*Cry with me now instead!*
_You will send flowers,.._
_But I won’t see…_
*Send them now instead!*
_You’ll say words of praise,.._
_But I won’t hear.._
*Praise me now instead!*
_You’ll forget my faults,…._
_But I won’t know….._
*Forget them now, instead!*
_You’ll miss me then,…_
_But I won’t feel…_
*Miss me now, instead*
_You’ll wish…_
_You could have spent more time with me,…_
*Spend it now instead!*
_When you hear I’m gone, you’ll find your
way to my house to pay condolence but we
haven’t even spoken in years…._
*Pls look for me now!!*
*”Spend time with every person around
you, and help them with whatever you have
to make them happy!! your families, friends,
acquaintance…..*
*Make them feel Special. Because you never
know when time will take them away from
you forever”..*
*Love all and Forgive all.*
.
*No matter how many times the teeth bite
the tongue, they still stay together in one
mouth. That’s the spirit of*
FORGIVENESS.
*Even though the eyes don’t see each other,
they see things together, blink
simultaneously and cry together.*
That’s “UNITY.”
*May we practise the spirit of forgiveness
and togetherness.*
1. Alone I can ‘Say’ but together we can
‘Talk’.
2. *Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but together we can
‘Celebrate’ *
3. *Alone I can ‘Smile’ but together we can
‘Laugh’_ *
*That’s the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We
are nothing without each other*
STAY CONNECTED!!
*DestinyAheadCare*
*QUOTE OF THE MONTH*
*The razor blade is sharp but can’t cut a
tree; the axe is strong but can’t cut the
hair.*
MORAL:
*Everyone is important according to his/her
unique purpose. Never look down on others
unless you are admiring their shoes*

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Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would
be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not
realize that I am not reading the same
newspaper each day! but a new one
everyday

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I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App
especially those who can’t: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis

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