Who gossips the most. . ?
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1.Teachers at staffroom.📄
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2.Amajita at the tarven🍻
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3.Workers at the salon💅
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4.Mechanics under a car🔧
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5.Two unemployed friends..
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6.Two Females Neighbours who are Unemployed👩
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7.Three closed Church Members
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8.Group of Boys always standing next to the Somalian Tuck shop👦👥
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9.stokvel women👰👒
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.10.street vendors💰

They will judge u for being a young mother while they are busy doing abortions😭😭
They will judge you for working as a cleaner or cashier. While they sleep with men for money.
My sister, ignore the noise makers and focus on your hustle.

I Can’t Dance, But When
I’m Drunk I Make A Plan😅

Yesterday was October
2day is November
No wait..does this mean 2mrw is December?????

Oh wow…guys i told u tht November is not important

TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?”
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JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically?
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TEACHER-“What do you mean?”
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JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”.

As A Woman , if You Don’t Know How To Cook ..
Please Learn How To Gossip ..
You Can’t Just Be Useless

My Brother if She Doesn’t Love Food ,
She is evil , Please Dump Her ..
She is The Devil Lest You Be Getting Starved

if A Relationship Has Not Made You Borrow Airtime
From Any Network ..
Forget it , You Were Never In LOVE

I enter into a toilet and saw word written on the door saying look up when I looked up I saw words saying look down looked down and saw words saying look to your ryt and when I looked I saw words saying look to yr left and on my left I saw words saying look to yr back when I looked at my back it was written so when will you pee coz u like too much stories

Men lie too much
Imagine a guy without international passport telling you
bb u are the most beautiful girl in the whole world

This December when they send me to buy lucky star
i buy flying fish
Mus they are all fish

Whites : yoh! That guy, He’s very Tall
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Blacks ; Lol look at your Brother over there

The Original Kappa when you’re
involved in a Fight those guys stand Up
and Help you to Fight

Am I The Only one who get excited when
the Car I’m In overtake another

Women are more clever than men…
A boyfriend sends a letter to his girlfriend.
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I’m sorry but am in love with another girl.
She’s beautiful and intelligence, so I no
longer love you, Pliz send my photos back.
The girl sent him an envelope containing
80 photos of different men and letter
written “I don’t remember your face so
select your photo and return the rest.
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He fainted.