That Annoying Moment When You Start The Same Sentence Like 3 Times And Someone interrupts You Each Time 😥
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Why No Let Me Talk ? 😔

When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

Don’t take relationship advice from your mother
if you dont know your father

Marriage = Buying
Engagement = Lay-by
Dating = Window-shopping
Vat en Sit = Theft
God is watching you.

Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice

Short chicks are funny when they pissed off
looking like a little toy with new batteries

Dear Fat Girls

Eat Whatever You Want To Eat,
If People Try To Judge You About Your Weight,
Eat Them Too.!!

Finally I gave up, am single again😭😭😭💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 to put an end to the rumours, and those who speak ill about my life, you must know that my relationship was very difficult, so today to avoid gossip, I inform you that we no longer together, several times I felt very good, I had a lot of fun, I cannot deny that I really liked it and I was very happy, but I didn’t realise what evil I was doing to myself, I finally decided to leave that unhealthy relationship, I decided to take another route, but am not going to deny that we will continue to see each other, for me to move on to other things and end this evil in my life, Today I end my relationship with sugar, fries, pizza, softdrinks, alcohol, chocolate, cake, vetkoeks and other unhealthy food……

Confuse your enemies, copy and paste this on your wall,
Someone was about to throw a party…..
I see your spirit of witchcraft, come out
We know you,

Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today

Being Blind is not a joke🤞
Ask people who are on “Free Mode”

Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once

Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!🔧

Today I was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of it, It had some and went to tell it’s friends and I quickly hid the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think it is a liar. It came back with the whole army of ants and now they are fighting.