WOMEN Don’t Want Good MEN ✋😏
WOMEN Want A Good Life 🔥♥
GENTS Understand That 🙏 And Get Your Money in Order

Don’t Date Me ✋ Coz I’m Too Broke ,
All i Have To Offer is “Good Morning Baby♥” Text

We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others

in South Africa , Not Having An Medical Aid Makes Your immune System Stronger
Because Your Body Knows That You Can’t Afford To Be Sick

Why Should i Applaud A White Man For Speaking An African Language ? 😒
I’ve Been Speaking English For As Long As I’ve Been Alive 😏 ,
Where is My Applause ?

i Hate How You Are Just Born Out Of No Where And Be Forced To Go To School And Get A Job 😠😡

What if i Wanted To Be A Duck ?

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn’t belong to him.

TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School

How To Tell A Girl That She is Ugly ,
Without Making Her Feel insulted ? 😒👇

“Your Beauty is Different”

For All My Years On This Earth ..
it Was Only Yesterday That i Learned That “RAP” Stands For “RHYTHM AND POETRY” , I’m Ashamed

Being Held At A Gunpoint And I’m Told To Spell The Word “Wednesday” , I’d Probably Die

They Don’t Want Your Boyfriend ✋ , They Want Your Relationship 😥 .. They Get Confused Thinking That He Can Do For Them What He Does For You

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever

Only black people who take chance to speak English use the word private in many ways. 1: Can I see you in private. 2: he just bought a new Toyota private. 3: she got a private call. 4: his a very private person. 5: at least he should have called me with taxi not a private. 6: private parts.