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الحب مثل الريح، لا يمكنك أن تراه، ولكن يمكنك أن تشعر به.
شكرا لأنك دائما تكون لي كقوس قزح بعد العاصفة.
بكرة نموت ونفهم كل حاجة
تری آگ اس خاکداں سے نہیں
جہاں تجھ سے ہے تو جہاں سے نہیں
بڑھے جا یہ کوہ گراں توڑ کر
طلسم زمان و مکاں توڑ کر
سقط حرف الحاء من أحلامنا لنعيش آلامنا
فمتى يسقط حرف الراء من حربنا لنعيش حبنا
ومتى يسقط حرف الحاء من حربنا لنعود لربنا
إذا قدر لي أن أعيش حياتي مرة أخرى لكنت وجدتك عاجلاً.
أريد أن أكون “مرحبا” المفضلة لديك وأصعب وداع بالنسبة لك.
The reason we don’t like taking our girlfriend or wife to a braai where there are female friends we grew up with…
Driving back from the braai…🚗..c
Wife : So those girls are your. childhood friends 🙂.
Me : Yes babe, they are..cool people neh?🙂
Wife : You and Dineo look close 🙂..
Me : We go back along way, you could say that hahahaha..
Wife : Hmmm..I could tell from the way she hugged you.🙂
Me : ….what do you mean babe?
Wife : I’m just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go..the way she looked into your eyes ..
Me : But Lerato and Natasha hugged me too😏..
Wife : Not the way Dineo did..you know what, let’s leave it..
Me : Okay babe..
Wife : It’s funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the braai..her jokes are not even funny..😒
Me : I thought we were leaving it.
Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men in their presence..if I didn’t know any better I would think you sleeping with her.😒
Me : …. How did this escalate that far now?😐
Wife : Ohhhh?..did I strike a nerve?😏
Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you talking about babe..
Wife : Oh?..so you are defending her now?😳
Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about.
Wife : I know what I saw,unless you think I’m crazy..😒
Me :Look at this idiot skipping the robot.😳
Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!! You gonna change the subject now?
Wife:.at least he skipped a robot,he is not getting inappropriate hugs from sluts..😒
Me : How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug?..really now..
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her?..am I standing in your way?..let me out the car, go to her..I’m not stopping you..😔😒
Me : Baby have I ever given you reason not to trust me?..ever..😏
Wife: 🙄…(folding hands)
Me : Answer me..
Wife:Just drive the car. 🙄
Me :Mmmmm..
Silence for 5min.
Wife : (Talking to herself)…
hmmm..childhood friend .
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Women why? 😄😄
Iwayini elidayiswa ngebhokisi akusilona iwayini, njengoba ne-Ricoffy kungesilona ikhofi.
Inbox location yakho uma ufuna silwe.
Ake nizenze mina kuma-comments, ngifuna ukubona something.
Akuyona i-baby shower enganeni yesithathu, kodwa umcimbi wokubabaza umhlola.
where are some minutes?”
it’s asking a calculator you’re dating. 😐
To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too
Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
Ubani onale movie yendoda egqoke i-jacket emnyama ephethe isbhamu?