मज़ा आ गया जब kashmir में एक दुकान के बाहर ये बोर्ड देखा…..
“हम सौ पाकिस्तानी आतंकवादी के साथ
बिज़नेस करना ज्यादा पसंद करेंगे
बजाये एक भारतीय सैनिक से”!!!
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आप सोच रहे होगे इसमें मज़ा कैसे आया?🤔
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क्योंकि वो कफ़न की दुकान थी।
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[Baliw tumawag sa mental]
: Hello, may tao pa po ba sa ROOM 1043?
: Wala na, bakit?
: Wala naman, chineck ko lang kung nakatakas ba talaga ako. =)😂😂
: sh*t
-Bhe
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Never assume someone cares about you simply because he/she calls you on a daily basis. Sometimes people call you when they are bored or want to get rid of their free minutes. Know your place..
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One wrong relationship can make you never want to be in any other relationship Again. But, you should know that, Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work hard. And God🙏 Only allows you to lose what you have in order to gain a better something..
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Don’t let that silly ex ruin your whole life ahead of you.!!
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Maybe love is unhealthy, but nothing compares to that Feeling. When you find somebody who changes everything. Who changes how you see the world, how you see yourself. Its high. You have to hold on to that feeling while you can, because nothing lasts forever..! ❤
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ust imagine when you are posting your partner on facebook. 😂 😂 😂
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Then some people comment things like, “Uyazi uzogula wena shame”.
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I remember once when my dad gave me
money to pay the electricity bill but instead i
bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.
When i got home,i explained to my dad
what i did and he beat the crap out of me.
But the next day,when my dad woke up and
opened the door,outside my house was a
brand new car. We all cried especially
me,because the car was from the electricity
company,they were there to cut off the
electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me
again.
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After making love with a sugar mama then she fetch her old album then be like: you see this one I was doing Standard 8 and this one its Sarah it was my friend but she has already passed away.
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Home vs Varsity vs Work
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Home: No Data but free food
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Varsity: free Data but No Food.
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Work: No Data No Food.
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Dear Ladies . Call your man and say ,
You thought i won’t find out then hang up your phone
don’t answer his calls. You will hear the confession
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I’m Selling My Camp Chair, Cooler box and Braai Stand
I Need Money For Transport To Get To Work
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O Rate Pina Coz e Rata Ke Motho Wago Kante Yena E Mogopotxa Motho Wag
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If you see me buying cabage this January,
just know that I will be making salad…..
I will be making a lot salad this January…
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Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.
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If your girlfriend has friends she calls, boo, bish,bestie,galfriend
my broda that is the board of directors that ruins your relationship
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If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud* *then you have never*
*heard a sound of a falling pot lid* *
when you are trying to steal meat at night* 🍯
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