Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant

Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name😀

A Guy in a hurry used the
ladies toilet in a posh
hotel..
He sat down and
noticed four buttons –
WW, WA, PP & APR…
Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much..!!
He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it …,
He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell fresh.
Feeling pampered ..,
He decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a
hospital
A Nurse smiled & said to
him “Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn’t
find a pad on you, it went
for your balls .
Your balls are in the jar
over there..🤣

Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄

All slim girls please gather here, I need a new broom.

*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

Couples Wearing Matching Outfits, Is A Sign That
The Girlfriend Is In Control Of The Relationship.

Stop announcing that you are single everyday,
they have seen it and they don’t want you

Hi guys….mara hav u notice gore ma 1970s, 1980s and 1990s looks younger than Ma 2000..is something dat i jst notice now😏

Dear mosquitoes we know sucking our blood is your job

Is singing really necessary

My boyfriend want to produce me to him parents
and I’m so skirt what can I do guns?

>You are not black enough if your mother
didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂

Nowadays in a relationship when you go offline for the whole day
you must make sure you come back with a doctors note and Affidavit

If alcohol slows down the progress of the youth,
can sober people please show us their millions..! ☝

You promising her a big wedding💔
but you owe Vodacom R50 Airtime in advance.!!