If you think your man doesn’t know maths
tell him you’re pregnant my sister
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Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies
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I Don’t Care if You Wrote “Taken” On Your
Bio.
I’m inboxing You Because i Also Love
That Movie
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Next female to waste my time
I’m biting her clit before I leave
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Imagine dating a broke man but his family think
you’re with him for the money..
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Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes
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Every second someone leaves this world and
we dont understand we are in line too..
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Just seeing your face brightens even my darkest of days.
Your light shines on all that I do.
How about another first kiss?
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My love for you is so real and it makes me want to do unreal things like jumping on the clouds and climbing the rainbow. I love you.
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White: Wow yr girlfriend is beautiful
Blacks: ekse mithisa lengane wena
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When your gf/wife says ‘wow’ in the middle of the heated arguement. Bro just stop right there….
she is now deepily hurt💔 not just angry😡
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Women are naturally expensive.
So stop calling them such names like ‘gold diggers or materialistic.
Just go for the one you can afford with your coins! Stay in your lane🙌
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Nowadays It’s Hard To Tell Whether A Girl
Is Walking With Her Father Or Bae..
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Confuse yr enemies
Makhi : what are studying at varsity?
Me: I’m studying mechanical engineering
bachelor of Education in LLB and Pharmacy
with bachelor of arts under occupational
therapy and dentistry in bachelors of
science at UWC and TUT
Makhi: So u’ll finish when?
Me: Due to unfortunate and unforeseeable
circumstantial events it seems like it’ll be
affected by the results of economical ,
technological and political changes in the
world of the education as whole but……
Makhi: whoo whoo stop!!!
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“Beware”
Jealousy also comes in the form of “I’m Happy For You” 💯
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If you can’t solve a financial problem with at least 3 phone calls,
Then you need to change your circle of friends.
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