If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight
or grow then you failed as man.

My Doctor Said I Should Stop Drinking Beer
That’s Why I’m only Drinking Alcohol

A Lots of Women have wife written all over them,
but they keep entertaining Men who can’t read.

Guys if you have forgotten your Vaseline don’t panic. We will wait for those Chef in the kitchen to go to sleep then we gonna steal those Olive oil.

Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it

I dont block people on whatsapp i just delete your number
and let my settings deal with you msoonically😊

I applied for a job at NASA…
but there’s no space

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.​
The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4.
I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
Principal:​ What is 3+3?
Boy:​ 6.
Principal:​ 6+6.
Boy:​ 12.
The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam:​ What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy:​ Legs.
Madam:​ What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
Boy:​ Pockets.
Madam:​ What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy:​ Coconut.
Madam:​ What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy:​ Bubble gum.
Madam:​ You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy:​ Tent.
The principal was looking restless​
Madam:​ A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
Boy:​ Wedding ring.
Madam:​ I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy:​ Nose.
Madam:​ I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy:​ Arrow.
Principal:​ O MY GOD.
Madam:​ What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
Boy:​ Fork.
Madam:​ What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy:​ Surname.
Principal:​ Ohooo !
Madam:​ What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy:​ Heart.
Principal:​ Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
“Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”
DO YOU THINK THE HEADMASTER WAS RIGHT…?

Those who aren’t familiar with prayer,
after 30 seconds while praying,
they’d be like ” I miss you Lord ”
Ae 😂😂

The Way you skip my posts even
when they make sense is the same way
they Skip your application even When you qualify! 🙄

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊