Ngidinga indoda eseyikhulile ngomqondo,ezaziyo ifunani empilweni. Eseyiqalile nokwakha umuzi wayo ngifuna ukuyidayisela nangu u cement ungaze wome bakithi

Noma ungaze uyifende indoda uze ubuye phezukwayo uma ingakufuni ayikufuni cc izoza kuwe uma ixabene nomuntu wayo ..

Ai bafendeni anginamona ngibulawa ukushima

Text your Ex…
“I think you gotta go get tested.”
Umnyise nje ngamabomu.

Kodwa ke iSlender naso mase sibhince iTowel kuvele Kube ngathi iShwarma.

Sesbonga khona ukuthi uNkulunkulu umunt weslisa Kube enye iGender ngane iyndaba zethu zibhalwe emafini

So nifike nimithisane nodwa then nithi iyntombi zethu azikhiphe oR200 ukuza Kuma Babyshower mabengenzi nithi ama Fake Friends.

“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”

“Nifuna kuphume esinye isdumbu?” Kusho uNgcobo bemfakele inyama encane emngcwabeni.

Ufuna indoda enemoto kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.

Umtshele kahle umuntu ukuthi “ugayiphenduli le message ngoba usebuyile ubae”
Avele athi “ufike nini?”

Woza kubantu abamnyama yonke into iwumshini

White : washing machine
Black : umshini

White : pencil shapner
Black : umshini

White : hair cuter
Black : umshini

White : nice car
Black : umshini

White : grass cuter
Black : umshini

White : nail clip
Black : umshini

EY NEHLULE

If your partner is pushing you away, woza kimina, imina u-Away.

Asilungise la bahlali:
Quit = khwith
Quiet = khwayeth
Quite = khwayth