LADIES A man without money is not broke,
he is temporary unable to dispense cash…
just like ATM. Guys are u with me?
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My bae’s phone always has an aeroplane symbol at the top😘
I think she want to be a pilot
Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly
My sister..
If you go with your friend to your man’s
house and the dog doesn’t bark at her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!
A girl who is always online is a girl who’s always indoors🙈 ,she acts bitchy on Facebook but in reality ba loyal,Thats a girl who has no friends but hated by many people😢 and only dates 1 guy, a girl who does not party every weekend🍻🍺 but drinks on special occasions….Big up 2 u ladies
Liku Cheatele i 2000 uze uthi “bengikuthanda mntanami njengo mzali”
If you’re happy in your relationship💏❤
even mine started like that
June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with
bathing this winter
Uboke uthuse uDriver mase kusele wena naye eTaxin uthi
“ngicela ukusala langafela khona”
We haven’t forgotten that 90’s girls used to have music book’s with
wrong lyrics..! ☝
Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”
Who’s gonna switch off the Facebook lights tonight ?
When a short person wave at you
It’s called a microwave
Classmate: Tumaba ka bes.
Ako: EH ANO NGAYON HA? NARINIG MO BANG NAG REKLAMO AKO NA MAS LALO KANG PUMANGET? HINDI DIBA?? MAHAHIMIK KA NALANG! UNTOG KO MUKHA MO JAN EH.
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[Dear Ladies]
As a Woman You Can’t Be Ugly. It’s Either You Are Not Dressing Well or You Are Not Bathing. There Are NO Ugly Women..!
Be careful who you trust. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most