LADIES A man without money is not broke,
he is temporary unable to dispense cash…
just like ATM. Guys are u with me?

My bae’s phone always has an aeroplane symbol at the top
I think she want to be a pilot

Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly

My sister..
If you go with your friend to your man’s
house and the dog doesn’t bark at her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!

A girl who is always online is a girl who’s always indoors ,she acts bitchy on Facebook but in reality ba loyal,Thats a girl who has no friends but hated by many people and only dates 1 guy, a girl who does not party every weekend but drinks on special occasions….Big up 2 u ladies

If you’re happy in your relationship
even mine started like that

June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with
bathing this winter

We haven’t forgotten that 90’s girls used to have music book’s with
wrong lyrics..!

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”

Who’s gonna switch off the Facebook lights tonight ?

When a short person wave at you

It’s called a microwave

[Dear Ladies]
As a Woman You Can’t Be Ugly. It’s Either You Are Not Dressing Well or You Are Not Bathing. There Are NO Ugly Women..!