Classmate: Tumaba ka bes.
Ako: EH ANO NGAYON HA? NARINIG MO BANG NAG REKLAMO AKO NA MAS LALO KANG PUMANGET? HINDI DIBA?? MAHAHIMIK KA NALANG! UNTOG KO MUKHA MO JAN EH.
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