Think of a number. Double it. Add 6. Half it.
Takeaway the number you started with.
Your answer is 3
Mind blown ??
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High School Presidents Be Acting Like They Have Shares In The School
Some Men Are Idiots.
You Ran Away From Your One Child Only To
Become The Stepfather Of four..!
Ngyafisa ukuthi one day isex eddict ihlangane noMthakathi enqunu
लड़कियों की id पर add होने के बाद कुछ लोग..
Thank u ऐसे बोलते है..
जैसे IAS का एग्जाम क्लियर कर लिया हो..
If awukho Bold and Beautiful in these Days of our Lives then awunaso Isidingo sokuba kule Generation because uzoxakeka kule Rythm City ubene Scandal ublame Uzalo lwakho,bheka manje Skeem Saam ufuna ukuzibulala we are not ready for Ashes to Ashes, if uyindoda syokungcwaba ngemva kweSibaya
*2 villages decided to have a drinking competition.*
A week before the competition, Village A sent Muza to Village B to confirm if the competition will be held.
On arrival, the people of Village B brought 20Ltrs of their strongest ram brewed beer.
Muza asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.
Instead of just tasting, he finished the 20Ltrs at once, and said: *”This is ok….. Where is the main drink?”*
The King and the people of this village were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5Ltrs of this beer and stood breathing!
Then they asked him, *”Are you among the competitors?”*
Muza said, *”Me? Nooooo! I didn’t qualify…”*
_Competition cancelled.
Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:
1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.😳😳😳
2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you
Teacher: How old is your father?
Nyaa: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Nyaa: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
TEACHER: Nyaa, go to the map and find North America .
Nyaa: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Nyaa.
TEACHER: Nyaa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Nyaa, what is the chemical formula for water?
NYAA: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
NYAA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Nyaa, why do you always get so dirty?
NYAA: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Nyaa, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
NYAA: Because George still had the axe in his hand……
TEACHER: Nyaa , your composition on ‘My Dog’
is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
NYAA : No sir, It’s the same dog.
One word for Nyaa?
Hubby:hello baby.
Wife:hello swiddy.
Hubby: i ll come back home a bit late dear.
Wife:i know you are with your bitches.you are
a very bad man.i don’t even know why you
chose to marry me.i don’t want you any more.i hate you!
Hubby:take it easy dear. i’m in bank righ now….
Wife:haaa!how did you know i needed some cash? you r such a darling!
bring me R10 000 baby.i love you baby.let me even
prepare a bath and food for you.oh!
please get me chicken and chips on your way back.
Hubby:im in a BLOOD BANK trying to donate some blood…
Wife:fool….tell them to drain all the blood
from your body!stupid man.
She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!
Why all successful people when they motivating us they be like: I was going to school without shoes. are they siblings? are they one mom? are they one Atchaa?
When make a surprise party for a Ndebele girl then after saying ‘Supriseeeeee’ she goes like ‘ mara guys why didn’t tell me that you organising a suprise party for me’ .
Never open your wallet to prove love.🙅
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Be Responsible..!
When you give yourself to someone who doesn’t respect you, you surrender pieces of your soul that you’ll never get back. There comes a point when you have to let go and stop trying with some people. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll find a way to put you there.
❤💛💛💛💛❤
Sometimes you just need to let go and accept the fact that they don’t care for you the way you care for them. Let them leave your life quietly. Letting go is oftentimes easier than holding on. We think it’s too hard to let go, until we actually do.
💙💜💜💜💜💙
Then we ask ourselves, “Why didn’t I do this sooner?”
Do you also make scenarios in your head that will never happen
but makes you happy so you just keep on imagining them..!?