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Don’t let anyone define you.
You are who U are because of
YOUR own experiences in YOUR life.
They haven’t walked in YOUR shoes;
they haven’t overcome YOUR obstacles.
If you’re true to yourself then you are being true
to the most important person in your life.
There is something beautiful in everyday of Ur life
U just have to find it.
Search for the Positive & let go of the Negative.
Life gives two gifts. 1st is “Chance” & 2nd is “Choice”
Chance to meet many people in life &
Choice to select the Best ones for life.
So Select the ones U want in Ur Life &
Let go of the ones who don’t appreciate U
cos in the End what matters is only YOU & no one else.
we wish you a Marvelous weekend full of happiness.



I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
*1 . bride relatives*
*2. Groom relatives*
I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors
*1 . ladies*
*2. men*
I went through the one for men only to find two more doors
*1 . people with gifts*
*2. people without gift*
I went through the one one written people without gifts and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
*_”So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”_*
Don’t laugh please share 😂😂😂😂

`Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angifice sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba wonke. KuJune noJuly ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision lapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!“

Lady and gentleman on a train.
Lady: Every time you smile,
I feel like inviting you to my place.
Gentleman: 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Lady: No, I am a Dentist….


“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful,
when her lips are closed..!”

When someone loves you, they don’t have to say it.
You can tell by the way they treat you..


You are a Isibaya Subtitles writer then all of the Qhondi says ‘ahh nayi ngulube inginonela’ now do your duty.

Me: ah don’t pig oversize me.


Dating a neighbor is nonsense, you be receiving texts like:
“Babe is everything okay i saw you coming from the toilet..”

Most Of People Ask Themselves Why I like To Post On Facebook, Posting Is Better Than Inboxing Some People’s Gf And Ask Them Nudes..!

Marry a strong woman. Your daughter will have a role model and your son will know what to look for in a woman when he’s a man..!


Eo Hurt Sugar Mama O Felletxe Orile “Nekeo Rata Jwalo Ka Motswadi”


Nna Yena Taba Txaka Txa Mejolo Adi Tsamaye Botse This Year


When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku