Her: Hey
Me: Hlw
Her: Can I tell u something??
Me: Yes
Her: I have a crush on you?
Me: Close your eyes and tell me what you see??
Her: Nothing
Me: That’s my feelings for you

A pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left”. All the men in the church moved to left except one man . The pastor was amused and asked,”How come ur wife can’t control you?”The man quietly replied, “it’s my wife who told me not to move”

Stay Away From Friends Who Become Moody After Getting Paid..!

Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.

Love can make u see your girlfriend as the most beautiful girl on earth, ,break up and see how ugly the idiot is

Bride: Free mode
Groom: Free mode
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Are we going to eat at your wedding..??

When someone says: “I don’t want a relationship right now”. The “at least not with you” is silent..!

Never introduce yourself to a lifestyle you can’t afford. Remember you have a life to live NOT a community to impress..!

Some Exes Need To Understand That Even If We Hear That They Are Now Doctors We Won’t Regret A Thing

Between You And Your Ex Who Was Wrong? Be Honest

Today’s doctors are becoming lazy. They don’t do this “breathe in and out” thing anymore. They just put a stethoscope on your chest and expect a response. Mina I just hold my breath till I pass out I rather die then do someone’s job.