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E Shubile Kamo Ga Makhi Monna O Chabetxi Komeng🙆



Di Post Tse Dingwe Ono Di Bona Gore Ntoye Sale Yawa Ka Hlogo Esale Ngwana

Omo Fihle Kamo Roomong Oye Makuleng🚶🚶
Gao O Boya Omo Hwetxe A Loga Mmago Meriri


Your boyfriend dumps you💔2weeks later you hear: he’s getting married💍👩‍❤️‍👩…My sister don’t be mad,Chill up, at least you made it to the semi finals.

When people around you succeed, it shows that the que is moving. Don’t be jealous but rejoice, your time is coming .


How old were you when you noticed that listen and silent have the same letters?


Him:👨 babe is it true that you failed English?

Her:👩 who telled you them?

Him👨 okay babe never mind

Dear friends…
Please wish me luck for tomorrow’s Comrades Marathon!
Last year, I quit at 55km, after 4 and a half hours.

This year… I want to watch the whole thing…

Black people will ask you to hotspot them and when you do they show you a video on INSTAGRAM, expecting you to laugh


It’s funny how ladies think they can do everything that a man can do…. like seriously can you wear the same underwear for seven days


Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi to you!
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HUSBAND: Who is Priscilla? 😕
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WIFE: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!☺
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~~TWIST THE TALE~~
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HUSBAND: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? 🙄
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WIFE: Where are you..? 😠😠
HUSBAND: Near the vegetable market! 😎
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WIFE: Wait I’m coming there right now! 😠
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
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HUSBAND: “I’m at office.., and Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need…😉

Today’s prayer 🙏🙏

Dear God
Touch the hears of the people I love, make them happy and safe. Give them love, compassion and care.
Bless them all with good health, peace of mind and kindness in their hearts.
Bless them my father, especially the one who is reading this post.
AMEN.


I hate that moment, when I’m tired and feeling sleepy but when I go to bed my body be like
“JUST KIDDING”

My boss thinks I am a fool. 😢
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy.😌
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me😡, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.😒
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 8 slippers but I only found Size 4. This time I used my brain and bought 2 😀pairs of Size 4 to make Size 8. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it’s a promotion letter

Don’t lose a good man because you think he can’t afford you 😕…
you are a soul to be loved 💗not a product to be bought