Black parents will make you close your eyes during a kissing
scene on TV , but will let you watch when they kill each
other. That’s why we have no romantic but violent youths.
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People Born On February Are Too Much Febing!!!
Even Their Month Is Abbreviated “Feb”…
Be honest: If your Ex invites u to his/her wedding, would u attend it?
Just because she reads the Bible and post Bible qoutes on Facebook doesn’t mean she’s not a hoe😉
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She could be a holy hoe
Our language is called mother’s tongue
because our father never get a chance to talk
Mag-isa ako sa McDo kanina kumakain. Biglang may lumapit na babae na maganda.
ganda: Kuya. May nakaupo dito? (Tinuro yung upuan sa tapat ko.)
Me: Wala po miss.
ganda: (binitbit yung upuan)
Me:tulala😅
ok SKL
HAYS ANG BILIS NG PANAHON AKALAIN MO MOTHER’S DAY AGAD
Sino Pipiliin nyong maka-Date mga Girls?
Maputi na Kulot o
MAPUTI ANG BUHOK TAPOS KULOT ANG BALAT?
Boknoy: Sir, pinatawag mo daw ako.
Mr.Chu: Oo.
Boknoy: Bakit po sir ?
Mr.Chu: Magj*k*l ka sa C.R.
-after 10mins
Boknoy: Tapos na po sir.
Mr.Chu: Ok, magj*k*l ka ulit.
-after 15mins
Boknoy: Sir, tapos na po.
Mr.Chu: Sigi, jak*l ka pa ulit.
Boknoy: Sir, pagod na ako. Ayoko na. Wala na akong tamod.
Mr.Chu: Ok, ito susi. Hatid mo ang anak kong dalaga sa bahay.
Break na daw kami. Pero hindi naman naging kami.”
Ladies Stop Buying Your self flowers And Post Them On Facebook Like “ncooooo Bae
The saddest part of reality is that we love those who leave us an leave those who love us.
Hope you enjoyed your Valentine’s day.
Make sure each and everyday you do something
that will bring you closer to your goals in life.
Lagi mong tatandaan na pag libog ang bakla ay handa itong subuin ang lahat,
Gagawin lahat ng paraan upang matikman ka.
Si “R” na MANLOLOKO,
Si “R” na PAASA,
Si “R” na WALANG GINAWA KUNDI MANAKIT NANG IBA,
Si “R” na PLAYGIRL,
Si “R” na GAGAWIN ANG LAHAT MASAKTAN KA LANG,
Si “R” na LAGING MAY BAGO,
Si “R” na PAGLALARUAN KA LANG,
Ang Bad nya noh?😂😂 Wag nyong mahalin yan.
Paiikutin lang kayo niyan.😂 BELIEVE ME.
Kgopela Gore Ge Le Bua Mavava ko gara taxi le bue fast Cause Lere bolaisa di kgaba ge re fologa resa utlwa full story