Boknoy: Pare, ano ulam nyo? Kadyo: Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salt seafood. Boknoy: Wow! Continue Reading..

Boy: drugs ka ba?? Girl: asus!! Banat na naman.. bakit dahil ba sa nakaka adik ako ?? Boy: hindi!!! Nakakasira Continue Reading..

WAG KANG MAGPAPAKAMATAY! 😪 KAPAG INIWAN KA NG TAONG MAHAL MO. ISIPIN MO. kabaong-25,000 burol-8,500 libing-15,000 kape at biscuit-2000 Gagastos Continue Reading..

IPHONE 7 Dad:anak,naaalala mo pa ba yung iniiyakan mong IPHONE 7 noon sa mall?☺ Anak:oo naman dad,bakit😍😍😍 Dad:wala lang anak,naalala Continue Reading..

Teacher: Ok class, pass your papers. -After a minute Teacher: Boknoy, bakit puro redhorse ang sagot mo ? Boknoy: Mam Continue Reading..

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III? Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak? Eh, Continue Reading..

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