“A Bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an on coming truck,and everyone inside dies!”
Then they get to meet their Maker,and because of the grief they have experienced;He decided to grant them one wish each,before they enter Paradise.
They’re all lined up,and God asks the first one what the wish is?”
“I want to be Gorgeous,”and so God Snaps his fingers,and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says,”I want to be gorgeous too.”Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.”
This goes on for a while,but when God is half way the line,
The last gy in Line(Stix) starts laughing.when there are only 10 people left,Stix is busy rolling on the floor…laughing.”
Finally,God reaches the last person which was Stix and God asked him what his whish will be?
Stix calm down,and says,
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“Make Them All Ugly Again!”

“Nyaa was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink.He was the toilet cleaner on that ship.
The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no one wanted to as everyone was scared!”
With tears in his eyes,the ship captain seddenly spotted Nyaa.He pointed his finger at him and shouted,”You! Pray For Us!”
Afraid,He would be punished for not listening,Nyaa agreed and started his prayer with confidence..

“Lord,as I was boarding this ship,it said “Whites Only!”
When I wanted to use the Bathroom,the sign said,”Whites Only!”
When I went to the Tables for food,it said,”Whites Only!”

So Lord, as this Ship is about to sink,I pray that the same rule apply..

“Amen!”

I went to a restaurant …

All the couples were seated there and no place for me to sit

I took out my mobile, placed near my ear and said loudly –

Bro come fast to this restaurant, she is seating here with someone else.

9 girls stood and ran away ..

I met a v smart Girl Richa practising as a lawyer , at the post office.

She was posting about 4 dozen cards.

I asked her what was the occasion?

She said that these were Valentine cards and signed as “Guess Who” and sent to all the married men in and around her society.

She said that last year she had posted about 2 dozen and was lucky to have about 4 divorce cases.

So this time she wanted to increase her business.

Teacher: alright class take out ur books
Nasty C : Hell no
Teacher : my class,rules
Busiswa : nomungafak’ipanty enelace yim’istering
Teacher : ( angry) are u talking to me ?
Emtee : Am talking about pearl Thusi
Teacher : I sad take out ur books
Distraction boys : haiiboo
Teacher : who said that ?
OkmalumkooltzKat : Nam’angazinje ngizwengento nje ithi Qgi
Teacher : I’ll beat you Beeny Maverick : ngizomemeza
Teacher : Hey you, why are u sleeping ?
Dr Malinga : anglalang’izolo
Teacher : why didn’t u sleep ?
Beeny Maverick : omunye phezkomunye
Teacher : i’ll tell ur principal about ur behaviour
Babes Wodumo : principal Mnganwam
Teacher : I’m serious Casper Nyovest : phumakim
Teacher : Cleo is that you ?
DJ Cleo : ak siyim yile Qgom

My Brother, if she insists she will eat pizza or chocolate today, tell her to go read Numbers 9:11. The scripture is specific on the food to be taken on 14 February.

Num 9:11 In the second month on the fourteenth day in the evening they shall keep it; they shall eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.
You get it? For today the laws of Moses will work

You text her on 20:00
She respond @ 20:02

What she was doing at 20:01??

You text her on 20:00
She respond @ 20:02

What she was doing at 20:01??

Some of you they never text their mothers on womens day to wish them bt today they will spend a lot of money to their womans who are cheating on them!!