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KARUMAINDO BAR NOTCE in Nyeri.
1. Ukifanya ornder, unaturia, usichide umekubucha kubucha waiter, yeye ni mutu msima anakubuka.
2. Ukirewo urewe peke yako, usianse kuiba nyibo sa Kigooco huku. Ukitaka kuiba eda clusade.
3. Huku hakuna dancing froor. Kwa hifo usika dance huku, hii ni bar, sio carnivorous(Carnivore)
4. Urinal siko. Kukonjoa ni sawa. Ukitaka hanja kumbwa, marisa fobe yako uede ukakumie kwako. Huku hakuna shoo. Tunauzaga fobe si Ugari.
5. Kufugia waiter jisho uwashe. Unamfugia jisho kwani umeskia ni daktali wa masho.
6. Ukinunuria waiter fobe, sio kumaanicha ati utaeda na yeye kwako. Ako hapa kuusa fobe, sio kuusa mwiri, mununurie na uthie ukiumaga
7. Usikamwaga mwage fobe kwa mesa,, tumekataa! Urinunua ukunywe ama umwage, tumia kogocity!
8. Huku hakuna Maraya. Ukitaka maraya kunja na wako, na akuwe maraya anaereweka tafathari sio chula inakaa mutura bishi
9. Wakati Mike Lua ama Salim Junia anaiba, tafathari uskakaibaniche na yeye. NYAMASA tulii,, watu warikunja kusikisa Lua, sio wewe. Ukitaka kuiba, tuabie tukutafutie Saturnday yako.
10. Kuchika chika waiter matako ni hatia! Chika matako yako, huku si bedloom.
11. Maneno ya CORND na JUBIREE perekeni Fesbuk. Sio hapa!!!Laila sio Waiter hapa
12. Kuwekewo mchere kwa fobe si kitu kumbwa, ukiwekew, unaitoa na unaederea na Fobe yako kama kawaida.wegine wamechawai wekewo mahidi na wanasurfife tu
13. HAKUNA kurara kwa Mesa! Mesa sio kitada. Kama umerewo, eda ukarare kwako.
14. Ukiibiwo pesa eda ukastaki kwa borithi, usikakunje kusubua Manager.
15. Tip ni rasma! Kama besa yako haitochi ya tip, rasima birr irete chinda ama ununue fobe take away ukakunywie kwako.
16. Huku hakuna bouncer! Rakini ukireta nyokonyoko tutakunyorocha kama Mukola.
17. Usikatapike huku. Hii ni Bar, sio Crinic ya watoto. Unatapika kwani uko na Miba??chidwo!!
By MANANGEMEN
*Girl;* babe leo hakuna magari nalala kwa beshte yangu nikam kesho🙂
*boy;* poa hun, hata monica beshte yako ako hapa akuna gari anadoz akungoje ukam kesho🤓
*Girl;* 😳bby kuna gari nimeona hapa ya takataka acha nione ka itanibeba
😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
You can’t drink wine if you don’t know English coz every sip you must say ‘ as I was saying’
Some married men will be watching Match in the bar with their side chick and still be screaming that the referee is cheating 😂 😂
Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for 2k the kingdom scatter and the king disappears.
Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi
Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!!
Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa
kwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa
RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka !!!
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.Panya WA 1 na 2 wakazimia😆😆😆😆😆
Panya wa 3 huwa hapendi ujinga kabisa
😁😁😁😂😂😂
*As u pray for a good wife, also pray she have good friends too because those idiots are the Board Of Directors 😂😂😂😂
My uncle saved his girlfriend number as Low Battery…whenever his phone ring and he is not around*…. *His wife just connect it to a charger and life goes on*…..
😂😂😂
Kuna mtu huku ndani hananga kazi.. Yeye hushinda kuitisha pics za watu then ako zile za… Wow, nice, cute, sexy. . 😂
GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I’m done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness
Wendawazimu walipanda basi la ghorofa wengine juu na wengine chini.
Wakati basi linatembea
waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu, huko speed ngapi? maana huku speed 80.wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui mana hata dreva bado hajaja!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you shake your fist, the other guy will shake his too. But if you extend your hand to shake their hand, then they will extend theirs also, and you’ve made a friend.
True love doesn’t happen right away; it’s an ever-growing process. It develops after you’ve gone through many ups and downs, when you’ve suffered together, cried together, laughed together.
I may not get to see you as often as I like, I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart, I truly know, you’re the one that I love and I can’t let you go.
First thing I want to teach my daughters is
to NEVER rely on a man!