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One Day, While A Woodcutter Was Cutting A Branch Of A Tree Above A River, His Axe Fell Into The River.

When He Cried Out, The Lord Appeared And Asked: “Why Are You Crying?”

The Woodcutter Replied: “His Axe Has Fallen Into Water, And He Needed The Axe To Make His Living”

The Lord Went Down Into The Water And Reappeared With A Golden Axe.

The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”

The Woodcutter Replied: “No”

The Lord Again Went Down And Came Up With A Silver Axe.

The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”

Again, The Woodcutter Replied: “No”

The Lord Went Down Again And Came Up With An Iron Axe.

The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”

The Woodcutter Replied: “Yes”

The Lord Was Pleased With The Man’s Honesty And Gave Him All Three Axes To Keep, And The Woodcutter Went Home Happy.

Some Time Later The Woodcutter Was Walking With His Wife Along The Riverbank, And His Wife Fell Into The River.

When He Cried Out, The Lord Again Appeared And Asked Him: “Why Are You Crying?”

The Woodcutter Replied: “Oh Lord, My Wife Has Fallen Into The Water”

The Lord Went Down Into The Water And Came Up With Angelina Jolie

The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Wife?”

The Woodcutter Cried: “Yes”

The Lord Was Furious. “You Lied! That Is An Untruth”

The Woodcutter Replied: “Oh, Forgive Me, My Lord. It Is A Misunderstanding. You See, If I Had Said ‘No’ To Angelina Jolie, You Would Have Come Up With Aishwarya Rai. Then If I Said ‘No’ To Her, You Would Have Come Up With My Wife. Had I Then Said ‘Yes’ You Would Have Given Me All Three. Lord, I Am A Poor Man, And Am Not Able To Take Care Of All Three Wives, So That’s Why I Said ‘Yes’ To Angelina Jolie”

Moral Of The Story: “Whenever A Man Lies, It Is For A Good And Honorable Reason, And For The Benefit Of Others.

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What Is True Love?

When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed

& Tries Removing His Shirt

& Husband Replies: “Lady Leave Me Alone I Am Maried“

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Boy On Call: “Hello 911, I Need Your Help.”

911: “Okay, What Is It?”

Boy: “Two Girl Are Fighting Over Me.”

911: “So What’s Your Emergency?”

Boy: “The Ugly One Is Winning.”

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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.

1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”

2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“

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Husband Is Like A Split AC,

No Matter How Loud He Is Outside,

But Inside The House,

He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.

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Dr: “Mrs Rani, Good News For You”

Girl: “What Do You Mean By Mrs Rani? I Am Miss Rani”

Dr: “Oh! Am Sorry Miss Rani, Bad News“

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At Midnight In A Hospital, Inside A Lift, There Was A Nurse & A Girl.

They Were Passng Through 3rd Floor Which Was A Mortuary. Suddenly The Door Of The Lift Opens.

They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.

The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.

The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”

Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”

In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red Tag?”

And The Lights Went Off …

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The reason that seesaw has 2 seats is because that way…
there is always someone to
bring you up when u go down .

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Be in the moment and enjoy every moment
knowing there is a tomorrow”

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I wish I can explain to you how I feel
because every night before I go to sleep.
You’re all I think about.

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Jealousy is normal in a relationship,
it shows someone doesn’t want to lose you.

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You have enemies? Good.
That means you’ve stood up for something,
sometime in your life. -Churchill

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Never lie to the person you love.
It’s not worth it and they don’t deserve it.

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Been cheated on… Lied to…
Left for someone else…
Dropped with no explanation,
and I’m still trying to love like
I’ve never been hurt

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