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Ekhaya mina angilwi, ngiphendula epletini uma sengiphaka.



PIN (Personal Identification Number), akusiyo i-PIN number. So, after uthe PIN vala umlomo.

Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”

Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”

Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔

Le emoji 💕 isho ukuthi ngiyakuthanda kodwa nginengane.


Sometimes akukhona ukuthi abantu bayachoma, uwena nje osuke ubuka ngeso lomona.

Lo nyaka musha kodwa ngathi sebeke bawusebenzisa. 😏


Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽

God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”


Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

👵🏽: “Makoti!”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Mah.”

👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”

👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”

Don’t fell for sweet words,
fall for serious efforts 💕


Stop checking your phone your crush doesn’t care about you


My favourite memory of my ex is when she left 💕


Dads be like go help your mom..

BRO go help your wife