Never look back unless there’s an
attractive stranger behind you!

China had invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
In US, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;
Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;
Swaziland, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;
Zimbabwe in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves;
South Africa, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

Skebhe and his two friends attended a party and got themselves drunk……On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrived at their destination……they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked… to his grtest surprise while Skebhe was coming down he gave him a sound slap….the driver thought that Skebhe knew what he did but decided to ask Skebhe why the slap and Skebhe answerd “you were too fast YOU ALMOST KILLED US“`

A South African teacher was sent to
China to
teach….
The first day he entered the class
and was Register roll
calling,
He called out name, “Sheng”, a
student stood up
and answered “present sir”.
He called the second name ” chung young”
, another
student answered “present sir”.
Suddenly he sneezed “hatchia”.
One student
seated
at the corner stoop up and said,
“present sir”.
He surprisingly exclaimed,
mmmhh”. All the
students shouted “absent sir”.
At this moment, he got confused
and said,
“hhaai bo!!”. Three students
immediately stood up and
said,
“which of us sir”.
The teacher became even more
confused and
asked, “what is wrong”??
A student stood up and
answered,” sir, I am not
wrong. I am called Wong ” Now
the teacher
could not help it but laughed
out”
hahaha…… A girl stood up and
answered,
“present
sir”
The tea

A Teacher (Mr Gumede) was teaching opposite
words and pointed to Tinklas to stand
up and answer some Questions.
Teacher:What is the opposite of
Good?”
Tinklas:Bad
Teacher:Come?
Tinklas:Go
Teacher:Ugly?
Tinklas:Sexy
Teacher:You’re wrong!
Tinklas:You’re Right
Teacher:Shut up!
Tinklas:Keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Tinklas:Ok,then carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class!
Tinklas:Come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Tinklas:Oh my devil
Teacher:You have failed!
Tinklas:I have passed..
Did Tinklas Pass or Fail ?