Yaz sometimes mele uke
uzenze islima nje umthande umuntu wakho
noma ekuferbela nje umthande
noma engakwenzi i pp uqhubeke umthande noma ekuziba ku whatsapp ungapheli moya umthande
SENZO :Noma ubasho wedwa o Gudmorng no Gudnyt
mntaka gogo ungapheli umoya uqhubeke nje
umthande umuntu wakho
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Kodwa u Beer
Esedakiwe umunt ashela intombi athi”..yaz ntombi umuhle ,uyile type engiyfisayo”
Ayi ibaleke kangaka intombi isaba ukubulawa
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So I just met this beautiful girl in the taxi
carrying a laptop…so..I had to make a plan yabo
yokumngena
.
Me:”hello there beautiful… I see you’re busy on
your laptop…what are you doing vele?
.
Her:”oh I’m just busy making a research about
men from different ethnic groups who are good
in bed..manje so far I’ve researched four groups
.
Me”ohh..okay so what have you found out so
far?
.
Her”I found out that Basotho men last longer in
bed…and Zulu’s are good at serenating and
flirting with a woman..the Boers are good kissers
and that Venda’s have big amazing dick….eish
sorry..here I am busy talking too much.. Konje
you said your name was again? .
.
Me:”ohh..well my name is Brian Shaka Van
wyk…but my friends call me Azwindini
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Your Mind Is A Powerful Thing. When You Fill It With Positive Thoughts, Your Life Will Start Change…
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I’m not sure about the universe
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Isdala kudweba ishiya
SENZO :Kudwetshwa i weave manje
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Bathi Ikanje Lento
D- diploma
B- bachelor
H- hayi ingawe lento
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If your boyfriend is on Facebook
and half of his female friends are
hotter than you, my prayers are
with you my child,
be strong.
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In Africa we don’t go for DNA tests.
You just look at the father then
you look at the child….. repeat
three times..
(DNA test for who?)
SENZO :Ay akusiyo eyalaykhaya le ikhanda impumulo eyalo Mfana wakwa Mzobe
Sbonelo Mzobe Babentshontshana naye
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Muntu wakho ancamele
kufaka a blank pic on whatsapp
SENZO :ukhona wena✊😂
yaz uyshimele😑
But It’s None Of My Business
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Ngath kuferba omaMfundisi
abantu abashadile
SENZO :Wena ngangaferbelwa kanjan nje
ungakhiphile nenkukhu emnyama
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Lillian uyaysanganisa
ngomuntu ongamthandi
SENZO:Engabe uyokhala
ku Mfundisi
Isishimane senkosi
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Theken ihlukana nawe days
before ikutshele😟
SENZO :Mpho wabantu
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Relationship stress will make you
do window shopping with a trolley
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Every day is a new beginning. Treat it that way.
Stay away from what might have been,
and look at what can be.
Good Morning
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A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: ‘Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
The man replied….’ till your grave becomes dry my love
Then she said: Are you promising me this…?!
“Of course darling… I promise you “.
And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.
*And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!!”
And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.
“He then asked him: “Jason what are you doing here…?”
He replied :.. I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave”
WOMEN….
I tell you honestly … they rock…. alive or dead
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