Happiness Is Switching Off The Bathroom Light
While There’s Someone Inside!!!
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Happiness Is Switching Off The Bathroom Light
While There’s Someone Inside!!!
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Imagine Going To Heaven And All The Kids
You’ve Been Aborting Says
“There She Goes!!!”.
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Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!
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If Actions Speak Louder Than Words,
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kungfu ?
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Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!
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Entlek why do we have to pay on a Taxi
cause it’s going where we are going too..
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Why bangasiphi iLift nje once
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It costs R0.00 to tell your chick she looks
beautiful everyday
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Even though she looks like a Dragon
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Hlukana Ne Woman On Top .. If Uto Jumper Jumper Ngatsi Bakuphe iLift Emuva Kwe Van Lendlula Kuma Potholes 😂.. Namatsela NjengeScoco, Uthule Utsi Duu!!
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If u like someone and
the conversation is flowing,
Block them…Yebo, I said
Block them
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Real relationships last 3-7 months loku
kwabo 3-5 years kunemuthi phakathi
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If he dumped u in December…
Don’t let him come back in January
You are not a cabbage
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She is using iphone 8 and
she’s calling u to tell u she’s hungry😑
My guy just tell her to eat the
remaining apple at the back of her phone
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“Bagsak presyo na ang LOVE ngayon.
Dati 143 pa. Ngayon, 69 nalang.”
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“Importansya”
Boy: Mahal?
Girl: oh poblema
Boy: grabe naman mahal.
Girl: ano nga? istorbo ka e.
Boy: Sige. bye.
Girl: anong bye? raulo ka ha!
Boy: oo ako naman palagi mahal e.
Girl: bakla ka ba? ang drama mo letye ka. Wag kana mag chachat ha! bwiset! istorbo ka talaga sa buhay ko.
Boy: *Seen*
*After 2 days*
Aba talagang di na nagchat yung gago na yun ah.
Girl: hoy?
Boy: *seen*
Girl: aba tibay marunong kana mang seen ha!
Boy: bakit ba kasi?
Girl: anong bakit? bat di kana nagchachat ha?
Boy: diba sabi mo wag na ko magchachat?
Girl: wala yon joke lang yon. chat mo na ko miss na kita mahal. sorry na.
Boy: ah okay.
Girl: yan lang ba sasabihin mo?
Boy: ano gusto mo sabihin ko?
Girl: iloveyou mahalko.
Boy: salamat.
Girl: Mahal naman wag mo naman akong ganyanin. masakit e. sorry na.
Boy: mahal? ako pa ba yung may mali dito? ako pa? mahal lahat tinitiis ko para lang maging masaya ka. Ang sakit lang kasi nagagawa mo kong mapagsabihan ng masasakit na salita. Mahal napapagod din ako tao rin naman ako. Sobrang sama ng loob ko sayo alam mo ba yun? diko magawang mapagsalitaan ka kasi mahal kita, mahal na mahal. Mahal ayoko na. sawa na ko mag intindi sayo palagi mo na lang ako ginaganito. Ilang beses mo na rin ako niloko. Di ko na kaya sorry. Ayoko na.
Girl: nakikipag break kana ba? mahal wala namang ganyanan oh. kala ko ba mahal moko?
Boy: mahal kita alam mo yan. Madami na kong sinakripisyo sa relasyon nato. Siguro panahon naman na para sarili ko naman yung intindihin ko. Salamat sa lahat. Di kita makakalimutan madami akong natutunan sayo. Bye.
Lesson Learn: Hindi porket mahal ka ng isang tao di mo na sya rerespetuhin lahat ng tao napapagod. Hanggat may pagkakataon ka mahalin mo sya ng buong buo. Magpasalamat ka kasi kahit ganyan pag uugali mo nagagawa ka parin nyang intindihin.
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One day fire victims of kadyo and inday. Kadyo is missing when inday asked the fire.
Inday: Sir, did you see my wife?
Firefighter: not yet po. But we’ll get back.
-After 30mins
Firefighter: Ma’am, I have a good news and bad news for you.
Inday: what poi is that?
Firefighter: Ma’am, your husband is dead or your husband.
Inday: is that? So, what is the bad news?
– kaway2 to nakagets immediately.
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Ke nyaka goba cheese girl swanetse
keje di slice tse kae tsa cheese?
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