I wish memories were like text messages.
You can delete the ones you hate
and keep the ones you like.
Sub Categories
Whatsapp Back 2 skul
Facebook Back 2 skul
Twitter back 2 skul
Radio Back 2 skul
TV Back 2 skul
.
Im even Afraid to open a fridge
Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
Son : dad can you please give me some cash I’m Broke
Dad : where are you son ?
Son : South Africa
Dad : open a church son
When people have something bad to say about you,
its b’coz they don’t have anything good to say about themselves.
Learn from yesterday,
live for today and hope for tomorrow.
I really can’t wait to have Twins and
name them Terms & Conditions
I wish to wish you the wish you wished to wish. But if you wish the wish witches wish, i won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
Even if you are in a wheelchair, A Zulu nigga will still ask you
“hamba kanjan mf2”
Dad: Bat may pasa ka anak?
Son: Nakipag-away po ako!
Dad: Astig! Sino nakaaway mo?
Son: Si Brando po yung tambay sa tindahan.
Dad: Tara resbak tayo!
Son: Wag na dad! Nakipagbreak na ako sa kanya.
I hate him so much dad! I hate him!
“Mahirap maging babae diba ? Buwan-buwan may menstruation kayo. Kaya ginawa ng diyos ang mga lalaki.
Para patahanin yang menstruation niyo
every 9 months.”
Boknoy: Babe may tanong ako
Maria: Ano yon babe?
Boknoy: Babe takot ka ba sa ahas?
Maria: Hindi babe, bakit?
-Naghubad si Boknoy sa harap ni Maria
Maria: (sumigaw) AAaaaaaaahhhhHHHH¬..
Boknoy: (nataranta sabay tanong) Oh babe akala ko ba hindi ka takot sa ahas, bakit ka sumigaw?
Maria: Hindi naman talaga ako takot sa ahas babe eh. Pero sa UOD takot ako.
Pedi And Zulu On Metro FM
Pedi:Just wanna say halla to my Mom,Dad and also my Parents
Zulu:Holla Bafwethu you are Watching Metlo FM
Pedro: Pare, pag naliligo kah, ano unang nababasa sa katawan moh?
Boknoy: Eh di paa.
Pedro: Mali! Hahaha Kamay kaya! Syempre pagkuha moh nung tabo e masasawsaw yung kamay moh sa tubig.
Boknoy: Hinde e, paa koh talaga unang sumasawsaw.
Pedro: Hala! Ang tanga talaga oh, in-explain koh na nga e.
Boknoy: Ulul! Naka-bath tub kame!
Pedro: K.
Tatay: Bakit bagsak grades mo??
Anak: How can I pass if my teacher hates me? Para lang LOVE yan, kahit gaano ka kaseryoso kung ayaw sayo di ka papasa!
Tatay: NAKS! HUMUGOT PA ANG BOBO!
Boknoy: Doc, may problema ako, ako inom sabaw, dumi ko sabaw rin, kain ako mais, dumi mais rin. Ako kain mani, dumi ako mani. Paano yun.?
Doc: Madali yan, ikaw kain tae para dumi mo tae rin.!