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Kwagogo nakwamalume kuyadliwa, uma ungaphakelwa uvakashile kule mizi emibili, ayikho indaba yakho.



Men’s Conference, Room 131 kwenziwa i-vocal coaching, angithi sifuna ukukhuluma njengoKwesta.

“Uyabona somosha kakhulu.”

Sesikhona kwi-conference, izangoma
ziyasphalazisa la. Kukhona indoda
esiphalaze iphenti.

Phela ngilahle ifoni ngase ngithenga i-Mobicel, sengithi ngidlala i-Candy Crush ngibona kubhalwe ukuthi Oswidi Abaqhumayo.


MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.”

GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”

Ngifunza abantu abaSingle ☺ amaDoritoz ngeValentine day 🌹

SMS “HLOFU” to 31314


Mzee alikuwa anaomba Mungu kwa bedroom
na kiingereza “Thank you for Mercy, Thank you
for Joy, Thank you for Grace, I now have
Faith……”
Wife akaingia bedroom kwa fujo na kukatisha
maombi…… “Heh! Nilijua tu huwezi tosheka
na mimi…. Nini umekosa kwangu ndio uende
kwa Mercy, Joy, Grace na Faith???
Mzee akajaribu kumweleza but wife was so
infuriated hakuwa anataka kumwelewa. Wife
akakimbia kitchen akachukua ile kisu kali
kabisa, akangoja mzee alale aanze
kung’orota. Akawekelea maji kwa gas
ikachemka thero-thero-thero. Akachungulia
akaona mzee ako in deep sleep
Akaenda, akachukua kuku walikuwa nayo,
akaichinja na wakati iliiva, akaita bwanake
wakakula pamoja wakaenda pekejeng


Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it..
Deport

Kukhona asebeqoma ngokutatazala, phela kusile kusasa. 😏


Ubojola eMtuba ukuze uzobona ukuthi i-BP akulona igaraji kuphela.


Ugogo kaWinnie Khumalo wamnika i-advice wathi: “Winnie mntanam’. Winnie mntanami, mntanami, mntanami.”

Nathula as a country? 🤔


Honestly, “I have a boyfriend” isn’t enough for uba sikuyeke uyeva? Give us something with drama,tell us you’re pregnant…tell us uyafa…give us action…Tell us your boyfriend shot someone in the head for ukukuplita…Write an award winning article…Give us some Razzmatazz!!!…Tell us you have 6 kinds of STD’s and that you’re carrying your neighbors child,who happens to be the father of your best friend…
Not “Nywe Nywe I have a Boyfriend”
Sizokulobola nalo Boyfriend yakho thina!

Uma ugogo wakho engakubuzi ukuthi usudlile yini njalo uma umtshela uthi usuyahamba, awunagogo uzihlalele.