Mango : I am a yellow bone when ripen, used for making atchaar when raw, and i look like a human kidney.
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Grapes: i am looking like a human eye, and i am a wine raw material
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Banana : please guys, let’s drop this topic
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You’re offered R500 000 to sing a song word for word without making any mistakes…which song would you sing?
Dear Crush:
You are sending mixed messages when u say:
“I love u with all my Hut”
Please get it right
Her: when am i gonna see u again?😀
.
Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake
There is a priest, buy a 6 dozen eggs to give to the mahhrap… he left it in front of the church to open the gate, but when he comes back. So when the “Mass” is…
Priest: Stand up with eggs…
(stand all boys)
Priest: I mean those who saw eggs…
(stand all girls)
Priest: not.. I mean those who saw my eggs…
(stand the nun)..
Nqizwe bathi ama panty eLace are not for everyone ,
lezi ezinqa shavi kuba nqathi utshani obuvele ku pavement
Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful
Even if U in a wheelchair ,
a Zulu guy is still going to
ask U
“hamba kanjan mfethu”
When Going To School
.
White People
.
*2 Books📚
*1pen ✏
*1pencel
*Erasser 😁
*Apple🍏
*Textbook📖
*Charpner
*Banana🍌
.
Black
*9books 😨
*Lunch Box 😢
*Machangane Bag :v
*12Textbook 😅
*Lunch Box For Shiit 😂
*Ponds😦
*Charger😑
*5Cellpone 🙂
*7Flip File :v
*Headset 😁
*Polish Nd brush :v
*LeTsela laho Phumula 😆
* mirror 😡
*Dawn☺
*Vaseline😣
*Strght cap 😢
*Backet Head 😂
*Scarf 😂
*7 BallPen :v
*HandClove 😊
*Tissue ☺
* Hair con 😕
*Bottle For Water 😦
*3Eraser 😉
*tablet 😃
*Laptop 😐
*Weed Nd Cigarette
Always remember to smile.
You may not know it, but someone might be dying to see that smile everyday.
No words are necessary between two loving hearts.
People don’t always need advice. Sometimes all they need is a hand to hold, ear to listen and heart to understand.
Don’t be upset and caught up with things
or people you cannot change.
Instead, move on, let go and concentrate
on what you can change.
Things that enhance your life.
You deserve to be happy.
Good Morning
January.
Nxa kungu January so ungezwa kuthiwa eTuckshop yanext door kugqekeziwe, your first wish is that ngabe bathathe lokulibhuku kwezikwerede.
Yazi lizofa…..
Always remember that the most beautiful
curve on your body is your smile
Never give up on something or
someone that you truly belive in.