Dear Monday
Would u please tell Tuesday to inform Wednesday that Thursday would like to see Friday on Saturday
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Yours Sincerely
Sunday
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Mom: what are doing today?😉
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Me: Nothing why?😐
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Mom: But u did nothing yesterday😔
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Me: I didn’t finish
“But u said u are 5 minutes away”
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First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away from
Ladies please: Weave is not pregnancy
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You don’t have to carry it for 9 months
Ladies be looking like Rainbows nowadays
-Red Weaves
-Green Nails
-Blue Eyes
-Black Lips
-Yellow Teeth
Girl: why are most of the men, cheaters?
Boy: because most of the girls, giving false hopes.
Girl: why don’t you know how to wait?
Boy: because we’re afraid you’re still lost.
Girl: you don’t make an effort.
Boy: we do but ignore it.
Girl: why do we always seem to be the wrong one?
Boy: because you’re actin. Nirerelate your life in the TV series. You wake up in reality!
Girl: we are now being stupid for you, then you are getting anything else.
Boy: we are not looking, it just happens that they will come in the time you are sulking in a useless thing.
Girl: we are sulking because we like affection.
Boy: we show you, but you are always pretending, when we are mad, you are more angry.
Girl: of course, we are a woman. Understand that.
Boy: we’re a man, understand our side as well. Not at all times we will allow you.
Girl: don’t you know that every day you are crying? But what do you do? Go with the gang and having fun as it doesn’t care.
Boy: you don’t know anything. When you hurt, we are more hurt, especially when we are the reason. We don’t need to show our tears to you because it’s nakakabakla. We are only able to investigate those things.
Girl: why are you scared to show your tears?
Boy: we don’t want to be weak in your vision. That’s what you want, right? The man who is brave. So sometimes, we also don’t do that we don’t do that we’re real because we love you
Girl: do you love us? Why don’t you express it?
Boy: you don’t want to believe it.
Girl: because you don’t certify.
Boy: do you want me to prove?
Girl: yes.
Boy: close your eyes.
(close the girl. The boy hugged him and kissed the forehead. Whisper together..)
Boy: Let’s get married.. –
VHA – VENDA
– They are Educated
– Ugly on serious note
– They respect
– They aggressive
– They hate water
– Hate colgate and toothbrush .
first thing when i get to heaven ngiyobeka ama bag ami e roomini lami bese ngiyo shaya i 2 nyana no bra Jakob
Watsa motho otlao ropa dijo ko lehung okare go hlokofetse yena
Mzansi’s Taxi Drivers Can Overtake An Overtaking Car!!!
Si AMBO ay nag-Saudi at naisipang takasan ang kalupitan ng kanyang mga Amo. Sa kagipitan, ipinasya niyang tawirin ang disyerto at humanap ng magandang kapalaran sa kalapit na bansa.
Sa kanyang konting ipon, bumili siya ng Camel at gamit sa paglalakbay at dahil di niya alam paluhurin ang Camel para sakyan, nagdala na rin siya ng hagdanan.
Ikatlong araw sa paglalakbay sinumpong si AMBO
ng matinding pangangailangan. Sawa na siyang magparaos sa pamamagitan ng kanyang kamay kaya ipinasya niyang pagparausan ang Camel (total nasa gitna siya ng disyerto at wala namang makakakita sa kanya).
Dahil mataas ang Camel, gumamit siya ng hagdan, ngunit sa tuwing tatangkain niyang ‘ipasok’ nakikiliti ang Camel at humamakbang kaya si AMBO ay nahuhulog. Ganoon ng ganoon hanggang sa magsawa si AMBO sa pagtatangka at ipinasya niyang magpatuloy sa paglalakbay. Ganoon pa man, hindi matanggal ang kanyang pagnanasa na makaraos sa kanyang pangangailangan.
Ika-limang araw sa paglalakbay ng makakakita siya ng napaka-ganda at napaka seksing Pinay na hinahabol ng mga Arabyano.
“Tulungan niyo po ako” ang sigaw ng Pinay, “gusto nila akong pagsamantalahan at patayin.”
Pinagtitirador ni AMBO ang mga humahabol at iniligtas ang kababayang Pinay. Ang Pinay nagpapasalamat.
“Salamat po at iniligtas ninyo ako, utang ko sa inyo ang aking buhay, at gagawin ko po ang kahit na ano bilang pasasalamat.”
“Talaga?”, ang tanong ni AMBO.
“Opo, kahit po ano gagawin ko para sa inyo”.
“Talaga, kahit na ano?”, paniguradong tanong ni AMBO na tumutulo na ang laway sa pagnanasa.
“Opo, kahit po ano”.
“Kung ganoon, PAKI HAWAKAN ANG CAMEL”
Maria: Babe, ano regalo mo sakin sa 1st anniversarry natin?
Boknoy: Hmmm, dadalhin kita sa Africa babe.
Maria: Talaga babe ? Eh sa 2nd anniversary natin ?
Boknoy: Syempre, susunduin na kita.
Maria: Aba, aba ! Gabi ka na naman umuwi ! Ilang ulit nay an ah !
Boknoy: Pwede ba, tigilan mo ako ! Baka samain ka sakin !
Maria: Aba ! Matapang ! Sumasagot-sagot na !
Boknoy: Oo, matapang na ako ! Kung hindi ka lang lalaban kanina pa kita sinuntok eh !
Peter: Dad! There is a night swimming you can come with me?
Father: Okay, son! Just don’t have a night, huh!
Peter: all right!
-Sa chat
Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny..
Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..
You may not be able to control every situation
and it’s outcome, but you can control your attitude
and how you deal with it.
Good morning