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Where Jesus send you a whatsapp massage
And threaten to kill you if you don’t forward it to 20 people
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Rich a guy from the rural areas visited an art museum in Town. He was busy checking out some fine art pictures when he saw the ugliest picture ever😐
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He angrily😠 called the Mananger and said ” I like your pictures👌 they are all beautiful👏 but now what is this crap?😕 how can u just decide to put this ugly incomplete piece of shit for everyone to see? Mxm”😑
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The Mananger said “Im sorry sir, That’s not an art Picture🎨 its a mirror!”
” better on Facebook, you are active.
But in person, not.”
Ngwana batho gea gana le kuku wa kwata goba wa ngala. ….
Mara wena geago Kgopela zaka wa gana
and o expec’ta gore a understand
Entlek wa nyela
Pain is when you accidentally give the visitor. …
the plate with the big meat
Success is not just a measure of how big you can DREAM,
it is also a measure of how much you can DO.
Good morning.
“Yung sahod ko, parang mens lang.
Tatlong araw lang tinatagal kada buwan.”
Girl : Dad can l go to my friend’s place to do homework please?
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Dad :Fustek, your mom used to say the same thing to her mom when she’s coming to me.
Everyone is not fair,
everyone can’t be fair all the time,
be forgiving,
enjoy New Morning!
Good Morning!
It takes a second to make a mistake
but a lifetime to forget it was your fault.
Just because you cant see the air
doesn’t mean you stop breathing.
And just because you cant see God
doesn’t mean you stop believing.
Usthathaph isbindi
sokuhleka ungaxubhile
yaz njalo nina
If you’re absent during my struggle,
don’t expect to be present during my success.
Life is like a mirror …
we get the best results when we smile at it
Tears, hopes, fears, dreams, wishes, love, like, hate, fate.
Those are many of the things that hold weight.
No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.