Usathi udlula ngasemathuneni ebusuku uzwe: “Psst! Iqiniso yini ukuthi next week niza niy’million?”

Indoda ifuna impatho, isimilo, intobeko, ingqondo nenhlonipho. Hhayi lokhu nipenda ubuso ngathi izindlu zamaNdebele.

Twitter ifuna wazi i-English.
Instagram ifuna ube nezimpahla ezinhle ne-status.
So, kungcono sizihlalele lapha kuFacebook si-type abo Amen, nabo well said, silokhu sithi volume please.

“Ngcono uvele ungithathe Nkosi!”

Kusho mina u-poloneck ungasaphumi ekhanda.

Kaze abakwaFacebook bawususa nini u-like button? Ses’yabonga, sikhathele yiwo,

Bantu baseGoli, nizoyigqiba leyo migodi noma sikhuphuke siyi-KZN?

“Baby, angisezi ukuzokulanda.” Lapho senginike nomalume ukudla kwami.

Jesu ungishiyelani?

Sengithole u “I miss you MaNdlovu wami, ube nobusuku obuhle.”

Sengibuze ugogo kawu-5 ukuthi kanti kukwabani la ekhaya.

Uma engakufoneli ngisho edakiwe, nami angazi mtase, angazi ngempela.

Brave you kill, brave you…

Ngiyadlala. Sbindi uyabulala, sbindi uyaphilisa.

Majita, njengoba kuthiwa siyizinja, mina nginguBobby, wena ungubani?

Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.

Athi uDJ Tira: “Hello ladies!” Indoda yakho imemeze kuqala ithi: “Hellooooo!”

Qomani bodadewethu

Ngidayisa izinkukhu njalo, uyikhomba emini uyithole ebusuku.

Indlela nje leli qembu elinobuqophololo ngakhona, kwale migodi angeke siyithole, bazonikana bodwa.

Uma nizwa ngamahemuhemu, bathi ngijola nobani?