Hindi porket lumilingon ako nangongopya na? di ba pwedeng naninigurado lang?

Nanay: Anak, linisan mo tong isda. Toto: Nanay naman! Ako.na lang palagi! Tsk. WTF! Nanay: ano kamo? What the f*ck? Continue Reading..

Dear baon, Sana lumaki ka ngayong paparating na pasokan Yan lang at maraming salamat.

in chat Mariela: babe, go to the house. Nobody. Hurry. Engot: ok babe. I’m going. Mariela: Speed Ah. Engot: of Continue Reading..

ANAK: tatay diba po nagtrabaho kau s ibang bansa? TATAY: oo anak s GERMANY, bakit? ANAK: edi meron po kaung Continue Reading..

Kapag malapit na pasukan Girls: Sana tumagal pa ang bakasyon, sana bumagyo lumindol para masira yung school Boys: Sana po Continue Reading..

One day fire victims of kadyo and inday. Kadyo is missing when inday asked the fire. Inday: Sir, did you Continue Reading..

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