Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm should be included in 1000 ways to die

i told my doctor that I broke my arm  in two places. He told me to stop going to Continue Reading..

Lord Farra God I Dreamt Stoping to Drink alcohol please Help me to stop dreaming

Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Continue Reading..

There’s Always That One Girl At School That You Hate For Nothing

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working 😂

Her: when am i gonna see u again?😀 . Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake

Guys with a gap teeth be like when saying sorry to their bae’s “Bbe i’m Thory”