“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love” the last lady who said this died in 1572

Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates💏..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..

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Alcohol tastes nicer when you’ve already bought your kids Xmas clothes.

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When the relationship is in ICU . Her – I love you. . Him – My data is finished, I’ll Continue Reading..

Him: bro can you stop following my girlfriend? Me: say please