They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet
I wasnt able to move a wall,
but when i drank 4 bottles of beer
i saw walls moving by themselves.
.
These scientists are bloody liars
Related Posts
I just like it when these pretty boys, become gays. That means more girls for us.
Every problem comes with a solution, if it does not have any solution! Its a woman
Nothing says you ugly like Facebook asking ” Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture ?”
Think of a number. Double it. Add 6. Half it. Takeaway the number you started with. Your answer is 3 Continue Reading..
“I miss you”, “I miss you too”, “I wish I was with you” national anthem of long distance relationship..!
My girlfriend took 3 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive How will i take care of 3 children?
When a Boyfriend goes to University there is still hope,But when a Girlfriend goes !! My Brother its Over
Why was the calendar nervous Because its days were numbered