Guy hey babes hw r u?
Girl: gnu
Boy: am gud tnx
Girl: k
Boy: swity I hev a Q
Girl: wat nw?
Boy: wher r we?
Girl: Zimbabwe
Boy: no I mean me n u, who r we?
Girl: two Zimbabweans!
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