U can have *** with a very beautiful and fine lady for about 5 times but she won’t get pregnant.* Continue Reading..

Some of you, if we wipe your make up, you are going straight back to 2009.

Dear ladies Please match your makeup with your neck. You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.

People take Facebook too serious … first of all we not even real friends !

Him: bro can you stop following my girlfriend? Me: say please

Wedding in America : Invited: 100 Present at church :80 Present at reception :70 Gifts:67 Missing object: 0 Wedding in Continue Reading..

Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam Continue Reading..

Our language is called mother’s tongue because our father never get a chance to talk