Enough about jokes on *wives*. Now somethng for *husband*β€¦πŸ˜‰

A new metal is added to *chemistry*:

β€’ Name – *Husband*
β€’ Symbol – *Hb*
β€’ Atomic weight:
– Light when found
first
– Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time

β€’ Physical properties:
– Boils at any time
with inlaws
– Can freeze in front
of his own family
– Melts if sees other
women
– Very bitter if
questioned

β€’ Chemical properties:
– Very reactive
– Highly unstable
– Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
– Money saving agent

β€’ Occurrence:

– Mostly found in
front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.


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