Enough about jokes on *wives*. Now somethng for *husband*β¦π
A new metal is added to *chemistry*:
β’ Name β *Husband*
β’ Symbol β *Hb*
β’ Atomic weight:
β Light when found
first
β Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time
β’ Physical properties:
β Boils at any time
with inlaws
β Can freeze in front
of his own family
β Melts if sees other
women
β Very bitter if
questioned
β’ Chemical properties:
β Very reactive
β Highly unstable
β Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
β Money saving agent
β’ Occurrence:
β Mostly found in
front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.
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