Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like When did i accept u 🤔? Did u break in?

My girlfriend is Clever I called her with My friend’s phone and she answer “Hey Bbe ” She Just knew Continue Reading..

I’ve been here on Facebook posting jokes not knowing people met in my comments, dated and got married behind my Continue Reading..

Nobody drinks alcohol faster than someone who didn’t contribute

Imagine someone with big eyes saying “I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

If You’re Fat And We Dating You’re Free To Cheat..❤ •°• I Can’t Eat The Whole Cow🐃 Alone..✋

I remember back in primary school when i would borrow a glue from someone, they would be like: ” use Continue Reading..

If you see me walking in public, just come to me and say, “Heita, I am your Facebook friend” than Continue Reading..