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I asked my mom if I was adopted. Her reply was “why would we choose you?

Maths teacher:If I have five bottles in one hand, and six In the other, what do I have??? Tebza:Drinking problem Continue Reading..

Break up with me but in a few hours later I’ll be in a five months relationship with another woman, Continue Reading..

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When people around you succeed, it shows that the que is moving. Don’t be jealous but rejoice, your time is Continue Reading..

On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice

Am Looking for the Bank That can Perform 2 things for me🙆 * Give me a loan * And Leave Continue Reading..