I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning.. it makes me feel so photosynthesis

I stopped smoking weed after I threw my house outside of the window

Son: can I watch TV? Stepfather: yeah but don’t switch on TV

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! 1. Our Phones Wireless 2. Cooking – Fireless 3. Cars – Keyless 4. Food – Continue Reading..

I was in a taxi sitting next to a beautiful lady…I decided to ask for her digits “` She took Continue Reading..

Beards dont make you to be a man. Goats have got beards too. All they do is meeeh meeeh……. Same Continue Reading..

black people when you tell them that someone died yesterday they be aah mus i was with them last week

No matter how clever you think you are, but when a 3 year old kid gives you a toy phone, Continue Reading..