Don’t play with a girl’s heart! She’s got only one. Always try to play with her t**s! she’s got two Continue Reading..

She asked me: “What do u do for a living?” Then I replied: “I analyse and invest in highly risky Continue Reading..

The Impala was running like mad in Mana Pools. Elephant asked: Why are you running? Impala: They are arresting all Continue Reading..

Girlfriend: babe why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?😕 Me: You told me to surprise you

Just when you’re chilling NICELY at home n you’re about to eat 🍴 Then comes in an SMS saying IT’S Continue Reading..

Facebook is the only book we read everyday

When you try to remove her panty and she pretends to be asleep, then she slowly lifts her waist to Continue Reading..

A King was about to go to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen😍), in the room & gave Continue Reading..